season1-achievements

venetus001/06/24

- Everything counts...even the stupid shit!

kinhou01/06/24

* Most powerful airforce

* Most powerful industrial capacity

* Most influential leader (Elisa Skylander)

* First plane, first submarine.

* Third naval power

* Hot woman is the leader

xzgamer55001/06/24

- Big Brain Leader

densebongo01/06/24

- master at doing stuff in the background without anyone knowing

izumo4401/06/24

1. Have the worse luck

2. Fought a war against a nation that they failed to conquer

3. Only able to build three soon-to-be-outdated dreadnoughts as their most modern fleet

4. Got its industries ravaged by the previous war

5. Contracted a plague that took four years to combat, only for a second wave to strike the nation again, starting from zero

6. Military development halted after the destruction of Kiraidan's major industries

7. Having to rely on other major powers to help them rebuild within the span of three years due to the Kiraidan industries either destroyed during the Rothabia-Kiraidan War or moved out of the country to escape total destruction

8. Learnt the hard way that having smaller troops with higher military training would end badly

9. Only had 250,000 troops with no reserves

@kinhou

@xzgamer550

(edited)

kinhou01/06/24

* Elisa’s historic speech https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1190347707630501998/1193024034024214598

spectrastar01/06/24

1. First Aircraft Carrier with carrier based aircraft

kapitan_zur_see_von_bremm01/06/24

1. First Operational Long Range Strategic Bomber

pico004901/06/24

• The Prussia of South Karemi

(edited)

pico004901/06/24

• big bad guy of the rp (despite this has one of the smallest populations, at only 19 million)

msg.snowlang01/06/24

Free education for the kids from kindergarten to university

raider1_101/06/24

1. Strongest Navy in the World
2. Best Ship construction speed and quality
3. Ahead of the curve in Navl tech

tanegashima01/06/24

- Only country that seems to be condemning WMDs

comradebirb01/06/24

- quiet kid

venetus001/06/24

Venetus:
* Destroyed the USK as a small nation
* Known as a strategist.
* Made some of the first military tech, Ex: Bomber, Tank, Shotgun, Armored car.

(edited)

comradebirb01/06/24

- sleep

msg.snowlang01/06/24

● laying low after the war, minding his own business

venetus001/06/24

Ruslavia:
* Industrial Megapolis
* Biggest population in the world
* Has some of the best cars in the world
* Made the first vaccine against the Panavanian Flu
* Most powerful army
* One of the most advanced nations in the world
* Has the most powerful/stable currency in the world
* Has the worlds strongest economy

(edited)

pico004901/06/24

● Has all except for 4 South Karemi nations under my influence.

spectrastar01/06/24

Created a Republic of several states with similar religious backgrounds

spectrastar

Created a Republic of several states with similar religious backgrounds...

venetus001/06/24

* Master diplomat

harchie01/07/24

• First to grant women's suffrage
• Serve as a logistics hub

(edited)

longroadall01/07/24

• The most powerful navy in the world

•An effective treatment against panavian flu. [World war Z]

•The most advanced planes to date

•Industrial megahub

•Oldest nation to date

(edited)

raider1_101/07/24

- People has "Undoubtedly" which means they still somewhat doubt
But I know I am the strongest navy

raider1_101/07/24

- [The Coolest ship names ]
"Liege Maximo"
"Imperator" series
"Anhilator"
"Tyberos"
"Cyberous"
"Admiral"
"Thunderchild"

(edited)

densebongo01/07/24

- vibing to jams 24/7

densebongo01/07/24

- has some pretty neet boat names some not in service yet
Skoria
Leydford Castle
Audunborg Castle
Båhus Castle
Sommerfeldt
Viken
(a few)

venetus0

Venetus: * Destroyed the USK as a small nation * Known as a strategist. * Made some of the first military tech, Ex: Bomber, Tank, Shotgun, Armored car....

kinhou01/07/24

longroadall01/07/24

Also

•The largest warship in the world

longroadall01/07/24

longroadall01/07/24

Proof

pico004901/07/24

• Has the world's smallest submarine currently in use

raider1_101/07/24

- Fasted Capital grade Battleship
33.4 knots
From AMN Colossus 1907 refit

(edited)

comradebirb01/10/24

- built this

densebongo01/10/24

- effective and relaible AA guns. insert 40mm sounds

longroadall01/24/24

•Fastest capital warship built
35 knots

tanegashima01/24/24

- currently holds the rail speed record

longroadall01/24/24

•Largest liquidation of funds yet 18 billion usd

kinhou01/27/24

Longest Vc call so far on the server

kinhou01/27/24

longroadall01/29/24

•The largest warfleet in action

imthomaswayne01/29/24

•Most outdated Technology

tanegashima01/29/24

• the diplomatic one

kinhou

Click to see attachment

kinhou01/29/24

msg.snowlang01/29/24

● the quiet one

raider1_101/30/24

- The Chosen one

venetus001/30/24

- The Unwanted One

kinhou01/30/24

* The Honored One

tanegashima01/30/24

• The Actualy Reasonable One

venetus001/30/24

- The Peacful One

spectrastar01/30/24

• The Imperial One and Fleetmaker

raider1_101/30/24

- the Tech Guru

(edited)

xzgamer55002/03/24

- First country to achieve Universal Literacy.

tanegashima02/03/24

- creation of the first high speed rail network

raider1_102/03/24

- I am the Imperium

(edited)

longroadall02/03/24

• Hot head

imthomaswayne02/03/24

- Economic Comeback

pico004902/03/24

- First to split the atom

raider1_102/04/24

- I have No Enemies, as No one wants me as their Enemy

raider1_1

- I have No Enemies, as No one wants me as their Enemy...

tanegashima02/04/24

- too mentally feeble to attack along with allies*

densebongo02/04/24

- news agency's dont give a fuck on whats going on in metra

minutemen204002/04/24

- Country with the most war crimes and atrocities committed

tanegashima02/04/24

- massive fucking subs

longroadall02/04/24

•Self deletion

longroadall02/04/24

# Maurian Empire 1032 BC

# (2963 years old and still continuing)

•Oldest Empire to exist

(edited)

raider1_102/04/24

- Biggest naval power

minutemen204002/04/24

- strongest narco power

xzgamer55002/04/24

- First to Eradicate Smallpox's

(edited)

raider1_102/05/24

# Imperium achievement
Has 2 menace to society players in it

(edited)

kinhou02/05/24

* Highest grade fertilizer world wide

xzgamer55002/05/24

- Richest population (Highest average income.)

tanegashima02/05/24

- good urban planning

kinhou02/05/24

* Revolutionized world economics, urban planning, transport and several industries in a single newspaper

raider1_102/05/24

- coolest ships names
Liege Maximo
Tombstone
Archangel
Tyberos
Cyberous

(edited)

tanegashima02/06/24

- first 35mm film camera

comradebirb02/06/24

- neutral mfs i guess

raider1_102/06/24

- Personal achievement
"Don't stop when u are tired, stop when it is Done"

(edited)

tanegashima02/08/24

- real Halloween enjoyer

tanegashima02/08/24

- first jet (w/ Othya and Karemi)

imthomaswayne02/08/24

• leading Redacted

ironsentinel20002/08/24

- MacArthur's best friend

raider1_102/09/24

- best Anger controller (pls use correct names and term peps)

kinhou02/16/24

* First combat use of nuclear weaponry.

kinhou02/16/24

* First production of working LRBMs w/ Othya and Leukopa ( @pico0049 @xzgamer550 )

(edited)

kinhou02/16/24

* First mammal in space w/ Othya @pico0049

kinhou02/16/24

* First use of LRBMs launched from bombers

tanegashima02/16/24

- first photograph in space

pico004902/16/24

- First animal in space

tanegashima02/16/24

- first submarine launched strike on land targets

raider1_102/16/24

- first jet fighter

raider1_102/16/24

- first nuclear victim

tanegashima02/16/24

- dominates the media industry

pico004902/16/24

- Discovered plutonium

tanegashima02/16/24

- destroyed the Maurian Imperial Palace

imthomaswayne02/16/24

• First victim of sabotage

(edited)

imthomaswayne02/16/24

• First victim of Nuclear Sabotage

imthomaswayne02/16/24

• First irradiated animals

raider1_102/16/24

- Creator of Anime

kinhou02/16/24

* First underwater nuclear test

kinhou02/16/24

* First to send foods into space

imthomaswayne02/16/24

• First pornographic movie

venetus002/16/24

- The guy with vodka to spare, but none for his sanity.

(edited)

raider1_102/17/24

- First Naval Jet fighter

raider1_102/17/24

venetus002/17/24

- Last Major Power to get Jet Propulsion Technology

venetus002/17/24

- The first major power that always asks for context

tanegashima02/17/24

- first jetliner

xzgamer55002/17/24

- First Jet liner for Commercial Use.

raider1_102/17/24

- biggest Soviet Republic

(edited)

kinhou02/17/24

* Invented the FAFO-meter

mynameis_max.02/17/24

- First PMC to conscript children (age 12-16) into service (not frontline combat yet)

(edited)

minutemen204002/18/24

- Best Cocaine seller

minutemen204002/18/24

- Marijuana too

fluctua02/18/24

- most beautiful women (not debatable)

sunnypopov258402/18/24

- almost start the second world war

imthomaswayne02/18/24

• industrial powerhouse

izumo4402/18/24

.The first nation to use the term Light Cruisers and Heavy Cruisers in accordance to the gun calibre

himekkoooo_02/18/24

- femboys

kinhou02/20/24

* First to detonate a nuke underwater

kinhou02/20/24

* First to detonate a nuke in space

kinhou02/20/24

* [PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT] First guy (not as Karemi, but as an AI country) to force a nuclear power to use its nukes to win a war (as AI)

(edited)

tanegashima02/20/24

- CRUISE MISSILES BABY

tanegashima02/20/24

- submarine aircraft carriers

sunnypopov258402/20/24

- First fully automatic weapon replacement armed force

imthomaswayne02/20/24

• First true neutral nation

tanegashima02/20/24

- monke

sunnypopov258402/20/24

- first (almost) Destroyer only Navy

raider1_102/20/24

- Still the best names of stuff

kinhou02/22/24

* Proclaimed victory in a nuclear war, defeated 2 nuclear superpowers. w/Yamatai and Lunaria @kapitan_zur_see_von_bremm @spectrastar

imthomaswayne02/22/24

• Helped cause nuclear fallout

imthomaswayne02/22/24

• Largest missile attack (over 2000)

kinhou02/22/24

* Used nukes first during World War 2

tanegashima02/22/24

- slept through the whole war

tanegashima

- slept through the whole war...

raider1_102/22/24

- Slept through the war with Taneg

sunnypopov258402/22/24

- sleep for the entire war

kinhou02/24/24

* First message ever in the server by @pico0049

(edited)

tanegashima02/24/24

- made horrors beyond human comprehension (The Aronian Thing)

raider1_102/25/24

- theoretically deadliest Mutant

(edited)

minutemen204002/25/24

- Still making drugs after a nuclear war

kinhou02/26/24

* About to collapse for the second time

sunnypopov258402/27/24

- literally don't give a damn while live underground

imthomaswayne02/27/24

• First to kill S+ mutant

(edited)

tanegashima02/29/24

- almost died to get good photos

pico004903/10/24

- destroyed like most warlords in South Karemi whilst Izumo was sleeping-

dodly3.003/13/24

- About to become him

imthomaswayne03/13/24

• already am him

azrealis_iii03/13/24

- god

brotherserboman03/13/24

- stonksonomics

wer_sus03/13/24

- catgirls

call_me_berto03/13/24

* an incorporeal being gave me a beer

(edited)

wer_sus

- catgirls...

iliekfish03/13/24

you have catgirls?

iliekfish

you have catgirls?...

wer_sus03/13/24

Our whole country is catgirls

call_me_berto03/13/24

- created the first international railway project since the nuclear war together with the Hanza

- Also choo choo

(edited)

.frenchbee.03/13/24

• is him

wer_sus03/13/24

- is silly

imthomaswayne03/13/24

• been him

brotherserboman03/13/24

- I drive

dodly3.003/14/24

- just yoinked a bandits shawty

citrusian_general03/14/24

- first to throw a sheep from a zeppelin

kommandant033803/14/24

- first to put Nazi flag on other planets

iliekfish03/14/24

* first to fight mutants that use tanks

iliekfish

* first to fight mutants that use tanks...

imthomaswayne03/14/24

No, that'd be me I'm pretty sure

imthomaswayne03/14/24

I thought mutant tanks 💀

imthomaswayne03/14/24

Fought*

iliekfish03/14/24

mutant tanks are kinda different from mutants that use tanks

imthomaswayne03/14/24

Wait I think I'm going schizo

iliekfish03/14/24

but both are still scary to face in battle

imthomaswayne03/14/24

My memory is ass

iliekfish

* first to fight mutants that use tanks...

brotherserboman03/14/24

were gonna get our shit kicked in so hard ngl

iliekfish03/14/24

i can smell kinhou cooking up something related to tyrania

brotherserboman03/14/24

the only thing cooking is our people being turned into tyranid biomass

iliekfish03/14/24

pain

iliekfish03/14/24

gonna just mobilise warlord forces to reinforce what we got real quick

imthomaswayne03/14/24

• The most FAFO's in this current time (i believe)

azrealis_iii03/14/24

- first one to have a civil war, and won it

azrealis_iii03/14/24

azrealis_iii

- first one to have a civil war, and won it...

imthomaswayne03/14/24

False

imthomaswayne03/14/24

That'd be me

imthomaswayne

• The most FAFO's in this current time (i believe)...

kommandant033803/14/24

I will be the top one in that

kommandant0338

I will be the top one in that...

iliekfish03/14/24

the most audacious head of state of today vs the most audacious head of state of history

iliekfish

the most audacious head of state of today vs the most audacious head of state of history...

kommandant033803/14/24

Lets. Gooook

izumo4403/14/24

. Finally got Rothania/Yuktobania into my territory after 20 years

call_me_berto03/14/24

- made a gladiator colosseum with Yu-Gi-Oh fights

izumo44

. Finally got Rothania/Yuktobania into my territory after 20 years...

raider1_103/15/24

God speed bro , god speed

lerainbowraider03/15/24

- Got into another cartel war after just finishing the previous one

.frenchbee.03/16/24

- is peace

dodly3.003/16/24

- stole a homeless mans food, free eats

_._.gay._._03/16/24

- Doubled owned Territorial Claims

merrouge203/16/24

* banning LGBTQ Rights

raider1_103/17/24

- barely alive

call_me_berto03/17/24

- went to sleep due to excess eepyness

brotherserboman03/17/24

- mixed carbonated water with milk powder. Don't try it

brotherserboman

- mixed carbonated water with milk powder. Don't try it...

kinhou03/17/24

WTF

harchie03/17/24

- Abandon your nation after 30 years and come back

harchie

- Abandon your nation after 30 years and come back...

kinhou03/17/24

harchie03/17/24

Dad has come back with the milk

sunnypopov258403/17/24

- become expansionist (idk the word)

(edited)

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

imthomaswayne03/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

xzgamer55003/17/24

expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

iliekfish03/17/24

expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

raider1_103/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

azrealis_iii03/17/24

expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

brotherserboman03/17/24

Inflation?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

wer_sus03/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov258403/17/24

- receiving alot of correct word of Expansionist

sunnypopov2584

- receiving alot of correct word of Expansionist...

wer_sus03/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

harchie03/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

ductwind58903/17/24

Expansionist?

sunnypopov2584

- become expansionist (idk the word)...

.frenchbee.03/17/24

imperialist?

.frenchbee.

imperialist?...

kinhou03/17/24

Your mom?

hell090203/17/24

colonies snatched by nondescript 40k nids

kinhou

Your mom?...

raider1_103/18/24

Fake nigga

raider1_1

Fake nigga...

kinhou03/18/24

tanegashima03/18/24

- frequently inactive due to actually touching grass

izumo4403/18/24

-Finally got myself denounced by Elisa herself. : )

tanegashima

- frequently inactive due to actually touching grass...

raider1_103/18/24

Man.... I am traumatized by the amount of grass .... It is almost invasive here

tanegashima03/18/24

Skill issue lol I live in a city

kommandant033803/18/24

- Probably biggest submarine fleet (idunno)

kommandant0338

- Probably biggest submarine fleet (idunno)...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Probably in Dotramese

xzgamer550

Probably in Dotramese...

kommandant033803/18/24

Well yes pesky superpowers

kommandant0338

Well yes pesky superpowers...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Me with 50 submarines total, all of which are outdated and currently inoperable

xzgamer55003/18/24

kommandant0338

Well yes pesky superpowers...

xzgamer55003/18/24

There are others that aren’t superpowers

xzgamer55003/18/24

Altesia for one

xzgamer550

Me with 50 submarines total, all of which are outdated and currently inoperable...

kommandant033803/18/24

Hmm

xzgamer550

There are others that aren’t superpowers...

kommandant033803/18/24

I see

xzgamer550

There are others that aren’t superpowers...

tanegashima03/18/24

While I’m not superpower level I still can pack quite a punch

tanegashima03/18/24

Prewar economic giant and I dominated the media industry

tanegashima03/18/24

Not that there really is one now

brotherserboman03/18/24

- changed my nations name three times in less than 5 years

azrealis_iii03/18/24

- attempting to bang a tyran

azrealis_iii

- attempting to bang a tyran...

kommandant033803/18/24

task failed succesfully

hell090203/18/24

got end of the world retconned

call_me_berto03/18/24

- created the first pick-up truck army

(edited)

hell0902

got end of the world retconned...

xzgamer55003/18/24

I mean

xzgamer55003/18/24

You were trying to fuck with a Keystone species

azrealis_iii03/18/24

hell090203/18/24

straight up only thing i could do that would have any affect

imthomaswayne03/18/24

• enduring 3 FAFO's

hell0902

straight up only thing i could do that would have any affect...

xzgamer55003/18/24

The effect would be collapsing the entire planets ecosystem

hell090203/18/24

yes

azrealis_iii03/18/24

yeah he knew that

azrealis_iii03/18/24

he wanted that

hell090203/18/24

is big suicide bomb

hell0902

is big suicide bomb...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Nikos would have struck you down for that

(edited)

xzgamer550

Nikos would have struck you down for that...

kinhou03/18/24

Yeah but

kinhou03/18/24

We would all be dead

kinhou03/18/24

kinhou

We would all be dead...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Theoretically

xzgamer55003/18/24

We could survive

xzgamer55003/18/24

But

xzgamer55003/18/24

As the biosphere would survive for a few decades

xzgamer55003/18/24

Long enough to get some people into space

xzgamer55003/18/24

Algae wouldn't be a direct threat to humans

xzgamer55003/18/24

However

xzgamer55003/18/24

Its a keystone species in the ocean

xzgamer55003/18/24

And the ocean is called earths lifeline for a reason

azrealis_iii03/18/24

well duh

azrealis_iii03/18/24

fimsh, water

azrealis_iii03/18/24

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

xzgamer550

We could survive...

hell090203/18/24

hell0902

eh...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Most people would die, don't get me wrong

xzgamer55003/18/24

But other planets in the solar system are terriformed

hell090203/18/24

wheres the planet system again

hell090203/18/24

i remember there being one

hell0902

wheres the planet system again...

xzgamer55003/18/24

The only one that there is a map of is Venus

hell090203/18/24

solar system map

hell0902

solar system map...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Idk if we have one

hell090203/18/24

i swear there was one

hell0902

i swear there was one...

xzgamer55003/18/24

Maybe

(edited)

xzgamer55003/18/24

But I don't know about it XD

hell090203/19/24

violated the geneva convention for the first time

hell0902

violated the geneva convention for the first time...

raider1_103/19/24

Nah their is not Geneva and if there where they have been broken a billion times

raider1_1

Nah their is not Geneva and if there where they have been broken a billion times...

xzgamer55003/19/24

Also any form of international treaty went to the wind when the bombs feel

tanegashima03/19/24

We really need to create a binding international treaty concerning the rules of war

tanegashima03/19/24

Not that anyone will agree considering how the Astral Naval Treaty fell apart literally immediately

tanegashima

We really need to create a binding international treaty concerning the rules of war...

kinhou03/19/24

Rules of war?

dodly3.003/19/24

- brain damange

kinhou03/19/24

Lmaoo

kommandant033803/19/24

- Frienda of an autistic woman and a more autistic Confederal

raider1_103/19/24

- Still having the most Cool names even after death

(edited)

kinhou03/19/24

* Walking L

tanegashima03/19/24

- insane

tanegashima03/19/24

- literally cannot be labeled a weeb

tanegashima

- literally cannot be labeled a weeb...

wer_sus03/19/24

Weeb

wer_sus

Weeb...

tanegashima03/19/24

Tanegashima used I’m literally Japanese

tanegashima

Tanegashima used I’m literally Japanese...

wer_sus03/19/24

Weeb

call_me_berto03/19/24

- started the trashiest war in recent history

tanegashima03/19/24

I thought that’s me

call_me_berto03/19/24

- created one of the worst acronyms possible

tanegashima

I thought that’s me...

call_me_berto03/19/24

I'm fighting a war in the desert with Toyota trucks

tanegashima03/19/24

I guess trashy in that way

call_me_berto

I'm fighting a war in the desert with Toyota trucks...

kommandant033803/19/24

Use my scorpion tanks xD

kommandant0338

Use my scorpion tanks xD...

call_me_berto03/19/24

Too late, it's a mad max war now

kommandant033803/19/24

Heh

call_me_berto03/19/24

And kinhou liked the idea

tanegashima03/19/24

Toyota war ahh shit

call_me_berto03/19/24

Just a bit of goofy ahh shit in this bleak world

(edited)

kommandant033803/20/24

- Immortality

kinhou03/20/24

* The Sleepless One (Lethal doses of cope in this message)

hell090203/20/24

ssleep bruda

call_me_berto03/21/24

- made the patriot act

imthomaswayne03/22/24

• Single handed most lives lost in a single war and FAFO

imthomaswayne

• Single handed most lives lost in a single war and FAFO...

xzgamer55003/22/24

Ruslavia lost more

xzgamer550

Ruslavia lost more...

imthomaswayne03/22/24

Oh how many?

imthomaswayne

Oh how many?...

xzgamer55003/22/24

80% of there population

imthomaswayne03/22/24

I lost about 160 million from the war and about 40 million from fafo

imthomaswayne03/22/24

I would say

xzgamer550

80% of there population...

imthomaswayne03/22/24

What was their pop?

xzgamer55003/22/24

Your combining the two

xzgamer55003/22/24

That makes more sense

imthomaswayne03/22/24

Yeah since I had 260m at the start of the war

imthomaswayne03/22/24

So I'm just estimating that's the losses

call_me_berto03/23/24

- had a good idea

call_me_berto

- had a good idea...

xzgamer55003/23/24

👏

azrealis_iii03/23/24

- Coolest faction creation

(edited)

.frenchbee.03/23/24

- hasnt done anythig in the past 2 weeks

call_me_berto03/24/24

- Sent Saul Goodman to REDACTED

raider1_103/24/24

- Coming back as IAE

sunnypopov258403/24/24

- almost become quiet kid

raider1_1

- Coming back as IAE...

pico004903/24/24

🫡

merrouge203/24/24

* killed 3% of LGBTQ People

tanegashima03/24/24

Cringe

kinhou03/24/24

* Forced to go bald by his family, then humiliated, currently on the Saitama grind

merrouge2

* killed 3% of LGBTQ People...

kapitan_zur_see_von_bremm03/24/24

B.A.S.E.D.®

call_me_berto03/24/24

- began incorporating vampires into society

(edited)

tanegashima03/24/24

Killing humans for being gay is cringe
But you know what is based?

tanegashima03/24/24

Killing humans because they pollute this planet

tanegashima03/24/24

(Hating humanity as a whole is good)

kapitan_zur_see_von_bremm03/24/24

No comments®

slovenetobaccowizard03/24/24

Y’all are just cringe.

slovenetobaccowizard

Y’all are just cringe....

xzgamer55003/24/24

Agreed

slovenetobaccowizard

Y’all are just cringe....

call_me_berto03/24/24

What's wrong with vampires?

(edited)

call_me_berto

What's wrong with vampires?...

slovenetobaccowizard03/24/24

slovenetobaccowizard

Y’all are just cringe....

tanegashima03/24/24

As if being on an RP server isn’t alr cringe

call_me_berto03/24/24

There's nothing cringe about vampires

tanegashima

As if being on an RP server isn’t alr cringe...

slovenetobaccowizard03/24/24

You’re on discord

slovenetobaccowizard03/24/24

You’re automatically cringe

tanegashima03/24/24

That just further proves my point

wer_sus03/24/24

Being the most powerful nation from all cat people nations

tanegashima03/24/24

The “y’all” extends to you too

call_me_berto03/24/24

I'm being crucified for being an innovator

call_me_berto03/24/24

For thinking outside the box

call_me_berto03/24/24

For simply considering the possibility that vampires aren't inherently evil

(edited)

tanegashima

(Hating humanity as a whole is good)...

.frenchbee.03/24/24

lies

.frenchbee.03/24/24

you wouldnt be a human if there were no humans

tanegashima

Killing humans because they pollute this planet...

.frenchbee.03/24/24

also thats everyone

.frenchbee.

you wouldnt be a human if there were no humans...

tanegashima03/24/24

What

tanegashima

What...

.frenchbee.03/24/24

duh

hell090203/25/24

- made wall street

(edited)

merrouge203/25/24

* Creating an Supreme Order Constitution

call_me_berto03/25/24

- made a public healthcare system! (Unlike the dude that played the Maurian empire)

(edited)

call_me_berto

- made a public healthcare system! (Unlike the dude that played the Maurian empire)...

brotherserboman03/25/24

- this but earlier

imthomaswayne03/25/24

• only nation with 12 testicled men and 3 boobed women.

call_me_berto03/25/24

batterforcake03/25/24

• Built a road

slovenetobaccowizard03/25/24

• Underground railway network that connects all bunkers

slovenetobaccowizard03/25/24

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumpy-jump-gif-21700259

tanegashima03/25/24

We’ve got other countries with that btw

tanegashima

We’ve got other countries with that btw...

slovenetobaccowizard03/25/24

Ain’t this supposed to be for your own nation and the world?

tanegashima03/25/24

I was under the assumption that it was like “first in world” type shit

tanegashima03/25/24

Like “first jet” or “first to genetically engineer catgirls”

tanegashima03/25/24

This is more of a shitposting channel at this point tho

tanegashima

This is more of a shitposting channel at this point tho...

venetus003/25/24

"Even the stupid shit counts" my fault bro, this started it all. 💀

azrealis_iii03/25/24

- fought a dark souls boss

azrealis_iii03/25/24

- won

pico004903/25/24

- i dont even know

pico0049

- i dont even know...

kinhou03/25/24

* Your mother

merrouge203/26/24

* established of The Guarding Divisions
(DG-LR) (LG-FMH)

merrouge203/26/24

izumo4403/26/24

. Being late

batterforcake03/26/24

•Established a surface city walled in stone

ductwind58903/26/24

- Fail to repair existing airfields, airship infrastructure and lagged behind on aerial assets

lewishasnoiq03/26/24

- Created one of the largest surface built naval ports after the nuclear war

raider1_103/26/24

- Trying to be peaceful atlast

raider1_103/26/24

- fastest growing economy and trade

raider1_103/26/24

- sold stuff for 514,308,550$

(edited)

citrusian_general03/26/24

- dead

_._.gay._._03/26/24

- I'm 40% atheist now

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• majority orthodox nation

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• first redacted

.frenchbee.03/26/24

- is dead

.frenchbee.03/26/24

- is itsalnalism religion we worship el leader

.frenchbee.03/26/24

- literally north korea

wer_sus03/26/24

* ruler is Asexual and hermaphroditic, i cant say further.

(edited)

call_me_berto03/26/24

- makin' that money with the power of capitalism

azrealis_iii03/26/24

- rich off manual labor of my glorious people

(edited)

call_me_berto03/26/24

- outcompeting and outentrepreneuring the evil commies

azrealis_iii03/26/24

- Im the superpower, you arent

azrealis_iii03/26/24

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-cat-cat-angry-cat-cat-face-cat-forehead-gif-4731341898773190051

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• first to have 2 mutant daughters.

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• first to have a mutant hive working for the country

azrealis_iii03/26/24

- friedrich was the first person to try to whore off his mutant daughter

azrealis_iii

- friedrich was the first person to try to whore off his mutant daughter...

imthomaswayne03/26/24

Kill yourself.

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• first to have peace between mutant and human

imthomaswayne03/26/24

• first to establish a combined nation

azrealis_iii03/26/24

- by selling off his mutant daughter

azrealis_iii

- by selling off his mutant daughter...

imthomaswayne03/26/24

Kill yourself.

imthomaswayne03/26/24

Kill yourself

azrealis_iii

- Im the superpower, you arent...

penguin335503/27/24

In your imagination

.frenchbee.03/27/24

- is protected by a big ass empire

imthomaswayne03/27/24

• is a big ass empire and will become far greater.

call_me_berto03/27/24

- bringing back capitalism

.frenchbee.03/27/24

- first ever country to have 100% cancer rate

jackgurchove03/27/24

* Is the cutest slime mutant

(edited)

imthomaswayne03/27/24

• timed out 2 times

slovenetobaccowizard03/27/24

• has realised just how degenerate y’all are

raider1_103/27/24

- internal restructuring go Brrrrr

(edited)

jackgurchove03/27/24

* College dropout record- one week

jackgurchove

* College dropout record- one week...

venetus003/27/24

- Reacted to this achievement

(edited)

raider1_103/27/24

- I shall sell more stuff

kommandant033803/27/24

- i shall start get out of sadness

imthomaswayne03/27/24

• Woman induced depression

(edited)

kommandant033803/27/24

- Islam Global influencer

call_me_berto03/27/24

- went from enemies to friends with the muslims

wer_sus03/27/24

* Who is Muslims?

(edited)

wer_sus

* Who is Muslims?...

kommandant033803/27/24

Those whonwill have cat girl harem

kommandant0338

Those whonwill have cat girl harem...

wer_sus03/27/24

Nuh uh, dont forget Celestorian ruler is FU- (banned)

wer_sus

Nuh uh, dont forget Celestorian ruler is FU- (banned)...

kinhou03/27/24

wer_sus

Nuh uh, dont forget Celestorian ruler is FU- (banned)...

kommandant033803/27/24

Dont worry

kommandant033803/27/24

GLA will be friendly towards you

pico004903/27/24

- Funded terrorists

kommandant033803/27/24

They love demihumans

pico0049

- Funded terrorists...

kommandant033803/27/24

Not just u

kommandant033803/27/24

pico0049

- Funded terrorists...

call_me_berto03/27/24

Me too

call_me_berto03/27/24

pico004903/27/24

Good

pico004903/27/24

kommandant033803/27/24

3 insane persom founded 9/11

kommandant033803/27/24

Based

kommandant033803/27/24

brotherserboman03/27/24

But why would an islamists find a mutant friendly one must wonder. Perhaps in their eyes they'd be an upfront to almighty Allah

call_me_berto03/27/24

azrealis_iii03/27/24

- Had a terrorist attack, proceeded to become fully racist

(edited)

brotherserboman

But why would an islamists find a mutant friendly one must wonder. Perhaps in their eyes they'd be an upfront to almighty Allah...

kommandant033803/27/24

Shhh we dont talk about it

kommandant033803/27/24

We love catgirls

brotherserboman

But why would an islamists find a mutant friendly one must wonder. Perhaps in their eyes they'd be an upfront to almighty Allah...

call_me_berto03/27/24

Eh, you can bend anything to your religious views

kommandant033803/27/24

Take it or leave it

call_me_berto03/27/24

The papacy did it a ton

call_me_berto03/27/24

Fundamentalists aren't actually very orthodox

call_me_berto03/27/24

Most of the time

call_me_berto

Fundamentalists aren't actually very orthodox...

kinhou03/27/24

They do whatever suits them

kinhou03/27/24

And manipulate the believers

kinhou03/27/24

Religion is politics

kinhou03/27/24

kinhou

Religion is politics...

call_me_berto03/27/24

Exactly

call_me_berto03/27/24

Look at the mormons

kommandant033803/27/24

Heh

brotherserboman03/27/24

Hahahaha holy shit guys come on you know Muslims. I mean I was just joking it would be unfair to mutant players

call_me_berto03/27/24

The caliph decides what's right and what's wrong

_._.gay._._03/27/24

- Civil War

call_me_berto03/27/24

That's one of the core aspects of what makes the Caliph THE Caliph

(edited)

call_me_berto03/27/24

- teamed up with the muslims and made futurist fascism mainstream in Dotramese

slovenetobaccowizard03/27/24

• Jesse we must make more jets

azrealis_iii03/27/24

- my own allies turned against me

azrealis_iii

- my own allies turned against me...

wer_sus03/27/24

Nope, we are just catgirls

_._.gay._._03/28/24

- 96% atheist

brotherserboman03/28/24

Are there any other orthodox theocracies?

(edited)

call_me_berto03/28/24

Nah, just you

call_me_berto03/28/24

Gong is orthodox

brotherserboman03/28/24

Fr?

brotherserboman03/28/24

Chad

call_me_berto03/28/24

Yep

call_me_berto03/28/24

brotherserboman03/28/24

- first orthodox Theocracy

brotherserboman

Are there any other orthodox theocracies?...

_._.gay._._03/28/24

No, but there are 39939392 Islamic theocracies

brotherserboman

Fr?...

call_me_berto03/28/24

https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186040109716480143/1221107362912534620

_._.gay._._

No, but there are 39939392 Islamic theocracies...

brotherserboman03/28/24

_._.gay._._03/28/24

- First Atheist Nation

call_me_berto03/28/24

- Kissinger's disciple

_._.gay._._

- First Atheist Nation...

xzgamer55003/28/24

False

lewishasnoiq03/28/24

- Second to make helikopter helikopter

lewishasnoiq

- Second to make helikopter helikopter...

kinhou03/28/24

* First to make a helicopter (1942)

merrouge203/28/24

* first set up calendar Of Day Of Dictatorsguard

(edited)

raider1_103/28/24

- i am dieing from laughing

raider1_1

- i am dieing from laughing...

merrouge203/28/24

tanegashima03/28/24

- religious freedom

imthomaswayne03/28/24

• basically first operational Mutant Hive under a country

raider1_103/28/24

- First Mordern style Destroyer

call_me_berto03/28/24

- deescalated diplomatic tensions

imthomaswayne03/28/24

• first orthodox mutants

raider1_103/28/24

- biggest Deal made in History
4,533,000,000$

aeblank.03/28/24

4.5 billion counts as a big deal?

aeblank.

4.5 billion counts as a big deal?...

raider1_103/28/24

Yeah post nuclear

raider1_103/28/24

And this is old currency not the mordern

aeblank.03/28/24

aeblank.

Ok...

raider1_103/28/24

49,364,370,000 in today's dollars

pico004903/28/24

- the belka of astralis

pico0049

- the belka of astralis...

penguin335503/28/24

kill yourself

call_me_berto03/28/24

- easiest revolution ever

penguin3355

kill yourself...

pico004903/28/24

cope and seethe

penguin335503/28/24

we be back

penguin335503/28/24

soon

penguin335503/28/24

maybe...

pico004903/28/24

yeah sure

call_me_berto03/28/24

- used former slaves to become communist

imthomaswayne03/28/24

• became a commie for mommy @azrealis_iii

azrealis_iii03/28/24

- first real communist

kinhou03/28/24

* Pulled an Israel and won

kinhou03/28/24

hell090203/28/24

- bout to commit tech theft

hell090203/28/24

- first to launch a rocket into space with a chimp

(edited)

kinhou03/28/24

pico004903/28/24

who pinged me

hell090203/28/24

i did

pico004903/28/24

why

hell090203/28/24

because

hell090203/28/24

i could

pico004903/28/24

penguin335503/28/24

* first to send fruit flies into space... not as cool cause emperor beat me to it with a chimp...

azrealis_iii03/28/24

you cant call blacks that

hell090203/28/24

his name is Gerald

penguin3355

* first to send fruit flies into space... not as cool cause emperor beat me to it with a chimp......

kinhou03/28/24

False

kinhou03/28/24

Done by me and Othya

penguin335503/28/24

WHAT

kinhou03/28/24

@pico0049

penguin335503/28/24

bruh

penguin335503/28/24

NOOOOO

pico004903/28/24

I sent fruit flies first

penguin335503/28/24

at least tell me im 3rd

(edited)

pico004903/28/24

and it was first complex life in space

penguin335503/28/24

and 4th to send animals

pico0049

and it was first complex life in space...

kinhou03/28/24

I sent first animal

kinhou

I sent first animal...

pico004903/28/24

Nop

pico004903/28/24

First animal = fruit fly I sent

pico004903/28/24

in 1936

pico0049

First animal = fruit fly I sent...

kinhou03/28/24

First animal

kinhou03/28/24

That’s an insect

pico004903/28/24

insects are animals

kinhou03/28/24

Or let’s say

kinhou03/28/24

I sent the first mammal then

pico0049

insects are animals...

call_me_berto03/28/24

Yep, they are

pico004903/28/24

any multicellular complex life is a animal

kinhou

Or let’s say...

penguin335503/28/24

its primate/mammal

penguin335503/28/24

unless its not a chimp?

slovenetobaccowizard03/28/24

•First paratrooper core with actual fucking vehicles that can support them and give them some much needed firepower (it’s been too long)

call_me_berto03/28/24

- two coup d'etats retconned for OOC reasons

(edited)

azrealis_iii03/28/24

- LEUKOPAN LENDS THE CALL, AND THE CYCLOVIANS GO TO WAR.

hell090203/28/24

who delete

jackgurchove03/28/24

* TRAINS

merrouge203/28/24

* having first civil war

kinhou03/28/24

* World War 3, carried the intermarium

azrealis_iii03/28/24

- Most friends in the server, everyone else is cringe and gay

kinhou

* World War 3, carried the intermarium...

call_me_berto03/28/24

World war 3 lasted less than a month

hell090203/28/24

ah yes WW3

azrealis_iii03/28/24

yeah because one of the major powers got invaded, the other blew itself up

hell090203/28/24

fought between like 5 countries

azrealis_iii

- Most friends in the server, everyone else is cringe and gay...

xzgamer55003/28/24

:_:

call_me_berto03/28/24

It was more of a crisis

xzgamer550

:_:...

azrealis_iii03/28/24

THAT FRIEND INCLUDES YOU

call_me_berto03/28/24

Than an actual war

azrealis_iii03/28/24

dont fuck with me I will make you happy

azrealis_iii

- Most friends in the server, everyone else is cringe and gay...

imthomaswayne03/28/24

😪

azrealis_iii

- Most friends in the server, everyone else is cringe and gay...

call_me_berto03/28/24

azrealis_iii

THAT FRIEND INCLUDES YOU...

xzgamer55003/28/24

I read the message wrong

azrealis_iii

THAT FRIEND INCLUDES YOU...

call_me_berto03/28/24

Does that include me?

azrealis_iii03/28/24

of course

azrealis_iii03/28/24

you're all my friends

azrealis_iii03/28/24

imthomaswayne03/28/24

I see

jackgurchove03/28/24

* is the gayest

azrealis_iii03/28/24

thats a lie

azrealis_iii03/28/24

I like cock more than you

jackgurchove03/28/24

You're Bi smh

azrealis_iii03/28/24

my point still stands

jackgurchove03/28/24

Wanna prove that

jackgurchove03/28/24

We could get a bunch of men

call_me_berto03/28/24

- is a knockoff USSR

jackgurchove03/28/24

azrealis_iii03/28/24

- Has pegged 6 men

azrealis_iii03/28/24

wait no

jackgurchove03/28/24

Dam ok

azrealis_iii03/28/24

- 7

jackgurchove03/28/24

Point proven

call_me_berto03/28/24

- has a cool non conventional flag

kommandant033803/28/24

- triing to reason with the acts

jackgurchove03/28/24

* gonna be first goo in space

jackgurchove

* gonna be first goo in space...

hell090203/28/24

you want help with that bruda

jackgurchove03/28/24

I do

jackgurchove03/28/24

>:3

hell090203/28/24

join NASA

jackgurchove03/28/24

Fuck yeah

hell090203/28/24

National Arcadian Space Agency

call_me_berto03/29/24

And also the AEP

call_me_berto03/29/24

Astral Express Program

kommandant033803/29/24

I will just tape the passanger onto a scud launcher and launch it to space

kommandant033803/29/24

With this bad boy

azrealis_iii

- first real communist...

raider1_103/29/24

No that was USSR of this rp, but then he left without doing much then it was me

azrealis_iii03/29/24

sad

azrealis_iii

sad...

raider1_103/29/24

But... I will say good work my apprentice of communism

azrealis_iii03/29/24

RAAAH

hell090203/29/24

- has essentially supplied half the world airships (direct purchasing of airships or if its blueprints)

call_me_berto03/29/24

- won a civil war masterfully and his own allies refuse to recognize his merit

(edited)

call_me_berto

- won a civil war masterfully and his own allies refuse to recognize his merit...

hell090203/29/24

there is no civil war in niholoa

hell0902

there is no civil war in niholoa...

call_me_berto03/29/24

https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1222978020160176362

call_me_berto03/29/24

READ

call_me_berto03/29/24

https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1222978689894191335

call_me_berto03/29/24

RAHHHH

call_me_berto03/29/24

I GOT A FAT W

call_me_berto

https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1222978020160176362...

hell090203/29/24

there is no war in ba sing se

hell0902

there is no war in ba sing se...

call_me_berto03/29/24

RAHHHH

call_me_berto03/29/24

There's no war in leurburania

azrealis_iii03/29/24

Civil War? They they lost it

azrealis_iii

Civil War? They they lost it...

call_me_berto03/29/24

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-photoshop-gif-25202160

call_me_berto

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-photoshop-gif-25202160...

call_me_berto03/29/24

Dmitri:

raider1_103/29/24

- broke records of biggest deal in history
19,007,624,500$ (1953)
202,051,048,435$ (2024)

merrouge203/29/24

* having the first youngest Dictator who was 32 Years old.

azrealis_iii03/29/24

- wrong

azrealis_iii03/29/24

- Anastasia was 20 when she took over Cyclovia

raider1_103/29/24

- doing meth and selling guns

tanegashima03/30/24

- Discovered LRA's fart kink (I need my memory wiped)

(edited)

tanegashima03/30/24

@imthomaswayne

tanegashima03/30/24

- Discovered that LRA has a vomit kink

tanegashima03/30/24

(ew)

pico004903/30/24

_._.gay._._03/30/24

- Economy Status: E X C E L L E R A T E

(edited)

imthomaswayne03/30/24

• Gong growing like chad

tanegashima

- Discovered LRA's fart kink (I need my memory wiped)...

wer_sus03/30/24

Ouch

jackgurchove03/30/24

* first flying goos

raider1_103/31/24

- still the most cool as names
Judgementor
Tormentor
Tombstone

call_me_berto03/31/24

- witnessed horror, disgust, amazement and enlightenment in extreme general

(edited)

call_me_berto

- witnessed horror, disgust, amazement and enlightenment in extreme general...

penguin335503/31/24

give rundown

call_me_berto03/31/24

Cant, sorry

call_me_berto03/31/24

Unspeakable stuff

call_me_berto03/31/24

And my brain is mush cause it's 6 am and I haven't slept

penguin335503/31/24

keep it sfw

call_me_berto

And my brain is mush cause it's 6 am and I haven't slept...

call_me_berto03/31/24

So I couldn't properly explain it even if I wanted to

call_me_berto

And my brain is mush cause it's 6 am and I haven't slept...

kinhou03/31/24

Relatable from me 2 weeks ago

penguin3355

keep it sfw...

kinhou03/31/24

Can’t

imthomaswayne03/31/24

Casually dominating Tiger 1s with an M4A2

imthomaswayne

Casually dominating Tiger 1s with an M4A2...

raider1_103/31/24

Dominating Leopard 1A5 with T44s

jackgurchove03/31/24

* is the goofiest goober

hell090204/04/24

- whiter than friedreich

hell0902

- whiter than friedreich...

kinhou04/04/24

^ Fact checked by true Astralian patriots (me)

kinhou

^ Fact checked by true Astralian patriots (me)...

imthomaswayne04/04/24

Die

hell090204/04/24

i got more white privialge than friedrich

imthomaswayne04/04/24

I have a bigger dick

imthomaswayne

I have a bigger dick...

hell090204/04/24

nah

imthomaswayne

I have a bigger dick...

kinhou04/04/24

No proof

kinhou04/04/24

(Not asking for it)

kinhou

No proof...

imthomaswayne04/04/24

I'll prove it bitch

imthomaswayne04/04/24

Keep playing with me

imthomaswayne04/04/24

Smh

aeblank.04/04/24

Smartest aryan master race argument

aeblank.04/04/24

Moment

imthomaswayne04/11/24

• First to have a VTOL capable engine and first prototype for a VTOL aircraft

imthomaswayne

• First to have a VTOL capable engine and first prototype for a VTOL aircraft...

lewishasnoiq04/11/24

((Nuh uh I was first with the engine 🤓🤓

lewishasnoiq

((Nuh uh I was first with the engine 🤓🤓...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

False

tanegashima04/11/24

- did your mom last night

azrealis_iii04/11/24

- did your sister last night

lewishasnoiq

((Nuh uh I was first with the engine 🤓🤓...

tanegashima04/11/24

That got retcon’d dude

azrealis_iii

- did your sister last night...

tanegashima04/11/24

- Jokes on you I have no sister

azrealis_iii04/11/24

- check back in 18 years

(edited)

azrealis_iii

- check back in 18 years...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

9 months*

raider1_104/11/24

Lol

call_me_berto04/11/24

- has the most corporations

imthomaswayne04/11/24

• is the corporation

imthomaswayne04/11/24

raider1_104/11/24

- Has the biggest Corporation

raider1_1

- Has the biggest Corporation...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Nah that's me

imthomaswayne

Nah that's me...

raider1_104/11/24

Nah uh

raider1_1

Nah uh...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Gong is the corporation so yes it is

imthomaswayne04/11/24

imthomaswayne

Gong is the corporation so yes it is...

raider1_104/11/24

Acro Earned more than Gong combined

raider1_1

Acro Earned more than Gong combined...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Definitely not

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Gong gdp is like

imthomaswayne04/11/24

350 trillion

raider1_104/11/24

Like ?

imthomaswayne04/11/24

It was like 8 trillion at its peak or some

imthomaswayne

Jk...

raider1_104/11/24

😏😉 ik

imthomaswayne

It was like 8 trillion at its peak or some...

raider1_104/11/24

Dollar ?

raider1_1

Dollar ?...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Yeah

imthomaswayne04/11/24

It was a huge powerhouse of industry and resorces until the war

tanegashima

That got retcon’d dude...

lewishasnoiq04/11/24

((the jet was, the engine wasn't

raider1_104/11/24

Well... I fi use conversion rates of astra to Avps to dollar then

lewishasnoiq

((the jet was, the engine wasn't...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Nu uh

lewishasnoiq

((the jet was, the engine wasn't...

raider1_104/11/24

He is correct

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Nah

raider1_104/11/24

He had the engine

(edited)

imthomaswayne04/11/24

The engine was poofd too

tanegashima04/11/24

The engine itself not the tech for VTOL flight iirc

imthomaswayne04/11/24

imthomaswayne

• First to have a VTOL capable engine and first prototype for a VTOL aircraft...

raider1_104/11/24

Fixation First Vtol Capable jet aircraft

raider1_1

Fixation First Vtol Capable jet aircraft...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Prototype*

tanegashima

The engine itself not the tech for VTOL flight iirc...

raider1_104/11/24

Still vtol capable jet engine is

imthomaswayne

Prototype*...

raider1_104/11/24

Yeah

lewishasnoiq04/11/24

I'ma wait for a bit for my prototype since it's a naval variant

lewishasnoiq

I'ma wait for a bit for my prototype since it's a naval variant...

raider1_104/11/24

Get the land based so you can test its systems before naval

raider1_1

Get the land based so you can test its systems before naval...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Metagaming

imthomaswayne

Metagaming...

raider1_104/11/24

Advice

raider1_104/11/24

As vtol is a very tricky thing to grasp

raider1_104/11/24

So land based one are the frist step

imthomaswayne

Metagaming...

raider1_104/11/24

This would have been told by any designer or officer of thr Airforce of Naval air arm

raider1_1

This would have been told by any designer or officer of thr Airforce of Naval air arm...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Nu uh

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Gong top secret!!!

imthomaswayne

Nu uh...

raider1_104/11/24

This would state that gong officers are either coward or Dumb

(edited)

raider1_1

This would state that gong officers are either coward or Dumb...

imthomaswayne04/11/24

Nah Gong top secret

hell090204/12/24

- sold land for a photo of napoleon fish

raider1_104/12/24

- First commercial Nuclear Reactor plant
Post fuckery

(edited)

raider1_1

- First commercial Nuclear Reactor plant Post fuckery...

xzgamer55004/12/24

False

xzgamer55004/12/24

I’ve had them since the early 40s

imthomaswayne04/12/24

I was gonna say

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Alot of us had them before the war

imthomaswayne

Alot of us had them before the war...

xzgamer55004/12/24

Not the power ones

raider1_104/12/24

I also

raider1_1

- First commercial Nuclear Reactor plant Post fuckery...

raider1_104/12/24

Fixed

raider1_104/12/24

Post fuckery

xzgamer550

Not the power ones...

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Had nuclear rectors though, or I know I was creating my first couple at least

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Had the war not cucked me

xzgamer550

I’ve had them since the early 40s...

raider1_104/12/24

Yeah didn't they got Fucked in the nuclear winter

raider1_1

Yeah didn't they got Fucked in the nuclear winter...

xzgamer55004/12/24

No because I would be dead

xzgamer55004/12/24

If that was the case

xzgamer55004/12/24

Even then

xzgamer55004/12/24

I was expanding my grid since 55

xzgamer550

No because I would be dead...

raider1_104/12/24

You wouldn't

raider1_1

You wouldn't...

xzgamer55004/12/24

I would because all my bunkers were powered by them

xzgamer55004/12/24

They are underground reactors

xzgamer550

They are underground reactors...

raider1_104/12/24

Then thy fall in military Reactors

raider1_1

Then thy fall in military Reactors...

xzgamer55004/12/24

They were for public use

xzgamer55004/12/24

And again

xzgamer55004/12/24

I started my grid in 55

xzgamer550

They were for public use...

raider1_104/12/24

Military ones can also be sued for public use

xzgamer550

I started my grid in 55...

xzgamer55004/12/24

^^^^

xzgamer550

I started my grid in 55...

raider1_104/12/24

Yeah as I said
First Commercial Nuclear reactor post fuckery

pico004904/12/24

raider1_1

Yeah as I said First Commercial Nuclear reactor post fuckery...

kinhou04/12/24

Not true I think

kinhou04/12/24

Me and Othya and Alteias constructed some back in 55’ I believe

kinhou04/12/24

@pico0049 @tanegashima confirmation?

pico004904/12/24

I didn’t

pico004904/12/24

Remember difference between reactor and power plant

imthomaswayne04/12/24

I know I used my bugs to begin repairing mine in like 54

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Not operational though

pico0049

Remember difference between reactor and power plant...

kinhou04/12/24

Fair

kinhou04/12/24

I was talking about the power plants I built with Alteias

kinhou04/12/24

I thought you were in too

kinhou04/12/24

Due to this:

kinhou04/12/24

https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1224029056199168041

pico004904/12/24

pico0049

Oh...

kinhou04/12/24

Yeah

kinhou04/12/24

And you were building 2 more plants

kinhou04/12/24

By 1959

pico004904/12/24

Yeah but they’re not finished

tanegashima04/12/24

I dunno my reactor just reached criticality but that’s not a functional plant

tanegashima04/12/24

It’s an experimental reactor that’s capable of generating power but little more

kinhou04/12/24

Damn

kinhou04/12/24

Tbf I had progress on it previously from leukopa as well when we were Allie’s

kinhou04/12/24

So that’s why I was able to start building power plants like raider

kinhou04/12/24

From my own research on top

kinhou

Tbf I had progress on it previously from leukopa as well when we were Allie’s...

imthomaswayne04/12/24

I had progress from 1930s when uranium shit

imthomaswayne04/12/24

I just never got intk

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Until about 40s 50s

raider1_104/12/24

Hmmm

raider1_104/12/24

"Commercial powerplant "

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Nu uh

raider1_104/12/24

For cilivial use

raider1_104/12/24

Post nuclear fuckery

raider1_104/12/24

Made the first one

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Bro how are civilians using a power plant

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Eating the uranium?

imthomaswayne

Bro how are civilians using a power plant...

raider1_104/12/24

Electricity

hell090204/12/24

- officially retarded

azrealis_iii04/12/24

- Unofficially retarded (undiagnosed)

azrealis_iii

- Unofficially retarded (undiagnosed)...

hell090204/12/24

so self diagnosed or somethin

azrealis_iii04/12/24

no diagnosed by everyone else

call_me_berto04/12/24

- is getting a ton of diplo rep

azrealis_iii

no diagnosed by everyone else...

slovenetobaccowizard04/12/24

Well guys, it appears we are now doctors.

slovenetobaccowizard04/12/24

Go and claim your 5,000+ dollar pay checks

azrealis_iii04/12/24

yall niggas act like it

azrealis_iii04/12/24

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-sleepy-gif-9558558281283765110

slovenetobaccowizard04/12/24

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-mr-bean-thumbs-up-i-got-this-you-got-it-gif-19287034

azrealis_iii

yall niggas act like it...

fazelight04/12/24

What color are you again x2

fazelight

What color are you again x2...

imthomaswayne04/12/24

Black

fazelight

What color are you again x2...

hell090204/12/24

white

fazelight

What color are you again x2...

call_me_berto04/12/24

102% white

fazelight

What color are you again x2...

azrealis_iii04/12/24

dutch

azrealis_iii04/12/24

Im allowed to say it

fazelight04/12/24

White ass

fazelight04/12/24

Cracker

azrealis_iii

dutch...

call_me_berto04/12/24

we hebben een serieus probleem

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

eaea181704/12/24

dutchn't, gotta do it with an e and one g

eaea181704/12/24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity#Ethnic_and_social_slurs

Dutch profanity

Dutch profanity can be divided into several categories. Often, the words used in profanity by speakers of Dutch are based around various names for diseases. In many cases, these words have evolved into slang, and many euphemisms for diseases are in common use.Additionally, a substantial number of curse words in the Dutch language are references ...

eaea181704/12/24

got alot of variation though so dutch w

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

raider1_104/13/24

Ma'am you need a pass

azrealis_iii04/13/24

no I dont.

raider1_104/13/24

Nuh uh

fazelight04/13/24

Shes dutch apparently

raider1_104/13/24

Lol

fazelight

Shes dutch apparently...

raider1_104/13/24

What I thought she is german

fazelight04/13/24

I mean dutch is German like I believe also she could always be both

azrealis_iii04/13/24

look if my ancestors enslaved them

azrealis_iii04/13/24

I think Im allowed to use the word

(edited)

fazelight04/13/24

LMAO

kommandant033804/13/24

- Blown up M.U.S to further more focus on GM-ing

aeblank.04/13/24

why

kommandant033804/13/24

Cause iam tired to play as a country

(edited)

penguin335504/13/24

Forgot to be mention but

First Lunar Probe (crashed into the moon)

penguin3355

Forgot to be mention but First Lunar Probe (crashed into the moon)...

raider1_104/13/24

Press F for respect for the poor probe

raider1_104/13/24

wer_sus04/13/24

Bruh

wer_sus04/13/24

Hows so fast

wer_sus04/13/24

Grtrrrrrr

wer_sus

Hows so fast...

call_me_berto04/13/24

Leukopa

wer_sus04/13/24

Gnfjdfjfjf

wer_sus04/13/24

Nuking it rn

wer_sus

Nuking it rn...

call_me_berto04/13/24

@xzgamer550

wer_sus

Bruh...

penguin335504/13/24

Cause

penguin335504/13/24

We fucked up the timeline but it doesn’t matter

penguin335504/13/24

And leukopa

penguin335504/13/24

You see Sputnik was 57, Luna was 59

penguin335504/13/24

First man was 61

penguin335504/13/24

Sooo

call_me_berto04/13/24

Also, Kai shi is hyper specialized into rocketry

penguin335504/13/24

We kinda skipped some achievements

call_me_berto04/13/24

That's their whole economy

penguin335504/13/24

For now

penguin335504/13/24

Need them ships

penguin335504/13/24

So I stop hemorrhaging money

(edited)

call_me_berto

Also, Kai shi is hyper specialized into rocketry...

wer_sus04/13/24

Not like im not focused

wer_sus04/13/24

So nuking it rn

penguin335504/13/24

First radioactive country, led by @6shindeiru

penguin3355

First radioactive country, led by @6shindeiru...

imthomaswayne04/13/24

Nah that was Gong bro

penguin335504/13/24

“There’s a reason why you are the first!”

imthomaswayne04/14/24

Held off 1 v 9 for a little while

imthomaswayne

Held off 1 v 9 for a little while...

wer_sus04/14/24

You died?

fazelight04/14/24

He lives

wer_sus

You died?...

imthomaswayne04/14/24

No, just lost a war

fazelight04/14/24

One of his allies didn’t

imthomaswayne

No, just lost a war...

wer_sus04/14/24

Skill issue?

fazelight04/14/24

And it was 8v4

fazelight04/14/24

Not 1 v 9

fazelight

And it was 8v4...

imthomaswayne04/14/24

Hardly 4, i funded the militaries of all the nation on my side

fazelight04/14/24

Fair

imthomaswayne04/14/24

So basically a 1 v 8

fazelight04/14/24

Overall yeah

imthomaswayne

Hardly 4, i funded the militaries of all the nation on my side...

raider1_104/14/24

You needed me lol

raider1_104/14/24

Me and you could have out produced them

(edited)

raider1_1

Me and you could have out produced them...

imthomaswayne04/14/24

It wasn't production

imthomaswayne04/14/24

It was my tactics that failed

raider1_104/14/24

Hmm

imthomaswayne04/14/24

That's on me

imthomaswayne04/14/24

Just means I have further learning to do

raider1_104/14/24

Well you did good

imthomaswayne04/14/24

If I did good I'd have won

raider1_104/14/24

I am tempted to warfare but don't wanna

imthomaswayne

If I did good I'd have won...

jackgurchove04/14/24

Honestly did better the I could have hoped to playing with the same resources

jackgurchove

Honestly did better the I could have hoped to playing with the same resources...

imthomaswayne04/14/24

You're a new player, that's a given

imthomaswayne04/14/24

Someone who's been here a few months it was embarrassing

imthomaswayne

You're a new player, that's a given...

jackgurchove04/14/24

I've been doing nrp for like 2 years, tbh I've always sucked at war

imthomaswayne04/14/24

I've been doing it about 5 years

jackgurchove04/14/24

When I played my ants, the Thoothith, my main strategy was to send in wave after wave of Thoothith till the enemy ran outta ammunition

jackgurchove04/14/24

Lol

imthomaswayne04/14/24

That's fair

jackgurchove04/14/24

It actually worked tbf

jackgurchove04/14/24

I lost like 4 million and lost the war overall to Syleray but I won the battle I did that

imthomaswayne04/14/24

Damn

xzgamer55004/14/24

- Implemented The Early Cold War Naval Tech Tree

xzgamer550

- Implemented The Early Cold War Naval Tech Tree...

xzgamer55004/14/24

@kinhou I think this is worthy of an achievement

kinhou04/14/24

fazelight04/14/24

• gaining great power status 😌

hell090204/14/24

- master of cleaning from all the vomit and feces ive been cleaning up (this is a cry for help im tired)

hell0902

- master of cleaning from all the vomit and feces ive been cleaning up (this is a cry for help im tired)...

kinhou04/14/24

hell090204/14/24

havent been able tk build anything new at all because of it

hell090204/14/24

doggyherria smells absolutely atrocious

kinhou04/14/24

6shindeiru04/14/24

I survived my first day in this crazy island

tanegashima04/14/24

- biggest trains (by far)

tanegashima04/14/24

- fastest trains (by far)

xzgamer550

@kinhou I think this is worthy of an achievement...

raider1_104/14/24

Yes

raider1_104/14/24

- Dominating Civil Airline Market

iliekfish04/14/24

straddling the border between great power and superpower for half a decade now

tanegashima

- biggest trains (by far)...

longroadall04/14/24

Not for long

tanegashima04/14/24

Bro what’s your rail gauge 💀

call_me_berto04/14/24

- merged with my first allied nation

(edited)

longroadall

Not for long...

raider1_104/14/24

Ok rail reworks plan across IAE will be accepted

raider1_1

Ok rail reworks plan across IAE will be accepted...

longroadall04/14/24

tanegashima04/14/24

What’s your gauge tho 💀

tanegashima

What’s your gauge tho 💀...

azrealis_iii04/14/24

3,327 mm

tanegashima04/14/24

Lol smol

(edited)

azrealis_iii04/14/24

just like your -

tanegashima04/14/24

As an Asian our dicks are naturally smaller so this doesn’t affect me

azrealis_iii04/14/24

wer_sus04/14/24

What

tanegashima04/14/24

Suicide by words 😎

tanegashima04/14/24

If only I had the guts do suicide by rope instead :/

tanegashima04/14/24

(I am kidding btw I am not suicidal)

tanegashima

As an Asian our dicks are naturally smaller so this doesn’t affect me...

kinhou04/14/24

Why humiliating yourself bro…

kinhou04/14/24

Huge L

kinhou04/14/24

Massive L

(edited)

kinhou04/14/24

Cataclysmic L

tanegashima04/14/24

Is joke…

kinhou

Why humiliating yourself bro…...

b055man04/14/24

He traded it in for intelligence and fertility

tanegashima04/14/24

Wrong Asian

tanegashima04/14/24

We got negative fertility

tanegashima04/14/24

We do however make nice cameras

tanegashima

We do however make nice cameras...

b055man04/14/24

Wait what type are you...

tanegashima04/14/24

The commit war crimes in China type

b055man04/14/24

So yeah you have fertility. It's just that media has sapped all of it

b055man04/14/24

Woe to the Japanese for thinking 30+ is unmarriable

tanegashima04/14/24

It’s not even that dude I don’t think most ppl give a shit about that

(edited)

tanegashima04/14/24

It’s because of the corporate society and other societal pressures preventing people from meeting new people or affording to have kids

azrealis_iii04/14/24

The Japanese are the weird asians

azrealis_iii

The Japanese are the weird asians...

longroadall04/14/24

Mean while us Indians on the other hand

tanegashima04/14/24

Indians are like a whole other breed of crazy

tanegashima04/14/24

We’re too overworked to get to that level

tanegashima

Indians are like a whole other breed of crazy...

longroadall04/14/24

You hve to see what North Indians do

longroadall04/14/24

Especially near Raider's parts

longroadall

You hve to see what North Indians do...

tanegashima04/14/24

Your mom

tanegashima

Your mom...

longroadall04/14/24

Nope

tanegashima

Your mom...

longroadall04/14/24

You're technically Slav Jew mongol Japanese American

longroadall04/14/24

You're the most unfortunate mix up

longroadall04/14/24

History has given up on the abomination

longroadall

You're technically Slav Jew mongol Japanese American...

tanegashima04/14/24

How am I Mongol 💀

tanegashima

How am I Mongol 💀...

longroadall04/14/24

Aren't you Asian?

tanegashima04/14/24

Yeah, Japan was never conquered by the Mongols

tanegashima

Yeah, Japan was never conquered by the Mongols...

longroadall04/14/24

Mix up after the restoration and the Berlin wall

tanegashima04/14/24

What

longroadall04/14/24

Also slav

tanegashima04/14/24

Yeah that’s not mongoloid tho

tanegashima04/14/24

that’s like the Turks

longroadall04/14/24

Slavs have that DNA

tanegashima04/14/24

I mean yeah

longroadall

Slavs have that DNA...

longroadall04/14/24

Or parts of them

tanegashima04/14/24

Not much tho

tanegashima

Not much tho...

longroadall04/14/24

Well trying I'm to hit a mark, better to have volume if not accurate

(edited)

fazelight04/14/24

• create a global faction ✅

kinhou04/15/24

30 minute cooldown because y’all yap too much here

slovenetobaccowizard04/15/24

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

kinhou

30 minute cooldown because y’all yap too much here...

xzgamer55004/15/24

Uh what?

slovenetobaccowizard

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397...

hell090204/15/24

lotts*

penguin335504/15/24

* first space walk
* first multi crewed space mission

(edited)

6shindeiru04/15/24

Survived 2nd day in Aasil

tanegashima04/15/24

- I LOVE LARGE MULTI ENGINED TURBOPROPS

imthomaswayne04/15/24

• Held off largest coalition of Players

azrealis_iii04/15/24

- half didnt even send troops, just guns

call_me_berto04/15/24

- good supplies win wars

(edited)

tanegashima04/15/24

- invented instant film

azrealis_iii04/15/24

- largest aerofleet

tanegashima

- invented instant film...

raider1_104/15/24

Gib now

tanegashima04/15/24

Jesus Christ let it stay in production for like a year before I export it 💀

tanegashima

Jesus Christ let it stay in production for like a year before I export it 💀...

raider1_104/15/24

Neow

raider1_104/15/24

Gib now

tanegashima

Jesus Christ let it stay in production for like a year before I export it 💀...

raider1_104/15/24

How big can you make them cameras

(edited)

fazelight04/15/24

• apparently the quickest to grown power

azrealis_iii04/15/24

you started with a bigger navy than any other country*

azrealis_iii

you started with a bigger navy than any other country*...

xzgamer55004/15/24

Tane is about to kill him

xzgamer550

Tane is about to kill him...

azrealis_iii04/15/24

yup

tanegashima04/15/24

Did shit get purged

raider1_1

How big can you make them cameras...

tanegashima04/15/24

8x10 inches if it’s standard film, larger if we’re talking glass plate or tintype but that’s basically beyond practical

tanegashima

8x10 inches if it’s standard film, larger if we’re talking glass plate or tintype but that’s basically beyond practical...

raider1_104/15/24

For something else massive camera with great definitions

tanegashima04/15/24

Satellite?

hell090204/15/24

- Memorial

kommandant033804/15/24

- (not rp) Managed to destroy some hands in Volleyball with bad shoulder

ductwind58904/15/24

- As military government (oligarchy-type something), we became Saddam Hussein (possibly)

ductwind589

- As military government (oligarchy-type something), we became Saddam Hussein (possibly)...

slovenetobaccowizard04/15/24

You have yet to brag about having ultra deadly chemical weapons that you actually don’t have

warhistory04/15/24

- I have drawn le Vaporeon anthro

penguin335504/15/24

@lewishasnoiq

warhistory

- I have drawn le Vaporeon anthro...

b055man04/15/24

Care to show this to the class?

longroadall04/15/24

• First nation to have a triple simultaneous launch

(edited)

aeblank.04/15/24

- Has a fully functioning ADS intercepting dummy ICBMs

longroadall

• First nation to have a triple simultaneous launch...

kinhou04/15/24

Again incorrect

kinhou

Again incorrect...

longroadall04/15/24

I asked you three times

longroadall

I asked you three times...

kinhou04/15/24

I and pico did it first

aeblank.04/15/24

Average indian

fluctua04/15/24

GAHHAFHAHAHA

fluctua04/15/24

HAHAHAHA

kinhou

I and pico did it first...

pico004904/16/24

I dont think so

pico004904/16/24

we did two at the same time

pico004904/16/24

unless you did three

longroadall04/16/24

I did three at once

spectrastar04/16/24

Had a major civil war that engulfed a large chunk of a continent

(edited)

fazelight04/16/24

Took the W and kicked some commie ass

call_me_berto04/16/24

- was asleep when shit went down, trade crashed

fazelight

Took the W and kicked some commie ass...

imthomaswayne04/16/24

Hardly a W....

raider1_104/16/24

Money .....

raider1_104/16/24

My honey

tanegashima04/17/24

- I LOVE SAILING SHIPS I LOVE SAILING SHIPS

izumo4404/17/24

@azrealis_iii @kinhou

Lost 90% of my resources.

Please give them back

izumo44

@azrealis_iii @kinhou Lost 90% of my resources. Please give them back...

kommandant033804/17/24

Poor soul

tanegashima04/17/24

- doing actual research to back my claims up (and winning the debate )

raider1_104/17/24

- Having Research storaged in my mind and wining debates

(edited)

tanegashima04/17/24

- actually listing sources

raider1_104/17/24

- i will also list source but you gotta ask for it ...

longroadall04/17/24

• Going through redemption arc so any mf want to FAFO me now I will make sure you'll FO till I am banned

hell090204/17/24

- got car pic in exchange for an island

tanegashima04/17/24

- brain not braining

tanegashima

- brain not braining...

kinhou04/17/24

My trademark quote

kinhou04/17/24

azrealis_iii04/17/24

- Changed history because someone begged

tanegashima04/17/24

- Will not fuck around with naval matters

tanegashima04/17/24

- using the power of the gods and scientific journals

azrealis_iii04/17/24

- Completely avoided the financial crisis

azrealis_iii04/17/24

- completely avoiding the black plague

tanegashima04/17/24

- Actually knew what to do in the Big Sad

call_me_berto04/17/24

- somehow got affected by every crisis

call_me_berto

- somehow got affected by every crisis...

imthomaswayne04/17/24

Same

wer_sus04/17/24

* Was not affected by any crisis

6shindeiru04/17/24

- survived 4th day in aasil

tanegashima

- Actually knew what to do in the Big Sad...

pico004904/17/24

- me too

call_me_berto04/17/24

- first nation to use cats against the black death

(edited)

pico004904/17/24

- obsessed with drawing a good cruiser (on my 9th attempt currently)

pico0049

- obsessed with drawing a good cruiser (on my 9th attempt currently)...

tanegashima04/17/24

Send I wanna see

tanegashima

Send I wanna see...

pico004904/17/24

I will send you all the attempts ive made ever

tanegashima04/17/24

Word

pico0049

- obsessed with drawing a good cruiser (on my 9th attempt currently)...

raider1_104/17/24

Rip man I feel for you
the left out concept list grows

(edited)

jackgurchove04/17/24

* Is the best mutant lover

raider1_1

Rip man I feel for you the left out concept list grows...

pico004904/17/24

Yes

izumo4404/17/24

@azrealis_iii

Have the worst luck in any form of RNG-based mini-game 🙂

pico004904/17/24

have you seen what happened to severen island and the 6 spy agencies attacking the caliphate

call_me_berto04/17/24

Izumo trying not to complain over the smallest loss (impossible)

jackgurchove04/17/24

* CANNAL OF THREE FINISHED

izumo44

@azrealis_iii Have the worst luck in any form of RNG-based mini-game 🙂...

penguin335504/17/24

Does he know?

(edited)

azrealis_iii04/18/24

the first friendly fire incident

raider1_104/18/24

- lost the will...

raider1_104/18/24

- Trusted 2 People to much

raider1_104/18/24

[Kinhou and LRA]

tanegashima04/18/24

- neutral as fuck

raider1_1

- Trusted 2 People to much...

azrealis_iii04/18/24

mostly LRA

azrealis_iii

mostly LRA...

raider1_104/18/24

Nah I tusted kinhou to atleast think as I was a ally

vhbi04/18/24

- trying to econlarp

fazelight04/18/24

• trying to sell ships 👍

kinhou04/18/24

* Established overwhelming deterrence, 3 countries completely glassed, 4 if severen accounted for.

slovenetobaccowizard04/18/24

• First true fuck off heavy AAM
• Made the true Commie Fighter (MiG-21)

(edited)

longroadall04/18/24

•Died three times as a government

warhistory04/18/24

- Be hyper-jealous and feel absolutely worthless every night

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard

• First true fuck off heavy AAM • Made the true Commie Fighter (MiG-21)...

imthomaswayne04/18/24

I did those first...

imthomaswayne04/18/24

😪

warhistory

- Be hyper-jealous and feel absolutely worthless every night...

kinhou04/18/24

Relatable bro…

raider1_104/19/24

- didn't do anything.... wrong ...

azrealis_iii04/19/24

Sold so many weapons to the caliphate

fazelight04/19/24

Sun of a bitch-

azrealis_iii

Sold so many weapons to the caliphate...

kommandant033804/19/24

Well after your Terrorist attack GLA Sold too xD

azrealis_iii04/19/24

-_-

kommandant033804/19/24

Sorry not sorry

imthomaswayne

I did those first......

slovenetobaccowizard04/19/24

Just because you did it first doesn’t mean you did it properly

I said “first true” not first

(edited)

kommandant033804/19/24

- making a volleyball journey

tanegashima04/19/24

- first nuclear powered ship

slovenetobaccowizard

• First true fuck off heavy AAM • Made the true Commie Fighter (MiG-21)...

tanegashima04/19/24

I’m commie (MiG-19)

tanegashima

I’m commie (MiG-19)...

slovenetobaccowizard04/19/24

(I have both)

I have all the commie you can imagine of

tanegashima04/19/24

Either way you haven’t made the first true commie fighter imho

slovenetobaccowizard

Just because you did it first doesn’t mean you did it properly I said “first true” not first

...

imthomaswayne04/19/24

You said yourself yours were imalgamations of communist and nato specs

tanegashima

Either way you haven’t made the first true commie fighter imho...

slovenetobaccowizard04/19/24

(And what’s that?

slovenetobaccowizard

(And what’s that?...

raider1_104/19/24

When i was soveit

raider1_104/19/24

The ture one of this server

slovenetobaccowizard

(And what’s that?...

tanegashima04/19/24

No like others have made it first

tanegashima

No like others have made it first...

slovenetobaccowizard04/19/24

(The Commie fighter is the Pencil of the skies, the most produced jet fighter and the most numerous in commie air forces

slovenetobaccowizard

(The Commie fighter is the Pencil of the skies, the most produced jet fighter and the most numerous in commie air forces...

raider1_104/19/24

I made some 11,000 Drago from 1940

(edited)

tanegashima04/19/24

- built the first nuclear warship (with help)

kinhou04/19/24

* Built the first nuclear warship /w Alteias

kinhou04/19/24

* Built the first nuclear Supercarrier

kinhou04/19/24

* Built the first Supercarrier

tanegashima04/19/24

- Halfway decent economic theory

call_me_berto04/19/24

- never stops industrializing

kinhou

* Built the first Supercarrier...

pico004904/19/24

Didnt quokka make his super carrier first

pico0049

Didnt quokka make his super carrier first...

kinhou04/19/24

That was a fleet carrier, according to Raider at the time

kinhou04/19/24

So it wasn’t accounted for

kinhou

That was a fleet carrier, according to Raider at the time...

pico004904/19/24

I mean yeah

pico004904/19/24

but he classified it as a supercarrier

pico004904/19/24

the early days of the server were wild

pico0049

the early days of the server were wild...

kinhou04/19/24

They were wild, but fun

kinhou04/19/24

(Mauria builds 90 dreadnoughts like is nothing) @pico0049

kinhou

They were wild, but fun...

pico004904/19/24

i thought the server would exist for 2 weeks and then die from inactivity

pico004904/19/24

boy i was wrong

pico0049

i thought the server would exist for 2 weeks and then die from inactivity...

kinhou04/19/24

I think I’ve done a decent job

kinhou04/19/24

We will keep moving forward

pico0049

i thought the server would exist for 2 weeks and then die from inactivity...

imthomaswayne04/19/24

Its because I'm here schnookums

imthomaswayne04/19/24

🤭🤭

pico004904/19/24

- doesnt care when someone threathens him

pico004904/19/24

- geology nerd

pico0049

- geology nerd...

kinhou04/19/24

* Anastasia’s pet

kinhou04/19/24

kinhou

* Anastasia’s pet...

pico004904/19/24

you?

pico004904/19/24

pico0049

you?...

kinhou04/19/24

Yes

kinhou04/19/24

@azrealis_iii

azrealis_iii04/19/24

call_me_berto04/19/24

- sub

tanegashima04/19/24

- Actually knows how to design cities

raider1_104/19/24

- rizz lord

Has a girlfriend
And 2 girls sees me as interesting from this server

tanegashima

- Actually knows how to design cities...

raider1_104/19/24

I also do know quite a bit

raider1_1

- rizz lord Has a girlfriend And 2 girls sees me as interesting from this server...

kinhou04/19/24

* The Anti-rizzler

Negative rizz, bitchless,

(edited)

kinhou04/19/24

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-sad-spiderman-sad-walking-spiderman-spiderman-web-of-shadows-gif-22616155

pico004904/19/24

- is able to do tectonic simulations of entire planets

pico004904/19/24

- Figured out Paint net can turn of anti aliasing only after 4 years of using it

pico0049

- Figured out Paint net can turn of anti aliasing only after 4 years of using it...

kinhou04/19/24

raider1_1

I also do know quite a bit...

tanegashima04/19/24

Yeah but I'm also literally an urban planning major

pico0049

- Figured out Paint net can turn of anti aliasing only after 4 years of using it...

tanegashima04/19/24

💀

tanegashima

Yeah but I'm also literally an urban planning major...

raider1_104/19/24

I just said I know quite. Bit on it not challenging your claims

tanegashima04/19/24

Fair

pico004904/19/24

- Once studied the formation of titanium for 4 hours only to forget it all and basically come to what I was thinking at the beginning

tanegashima04/19/24

Lmao

raider1_104/19/24

- i might have photographic memory

longroadall04/19/24

• Server villan

After milize's comment under

L

(edited)

longroadall

• Server villan After milize's comment under L...

fluctua04/19/24

* He thinks he's a villain (all the rest of us think he's retarded)

(edited)

fluctua

* He thinks he's a villain (all the rest of us think he's retarded)...

imthomaswayne04/19/24

🤣

fluctua

* He thinks he's a villain (all the rest of us think he's retarded)...

tanegashima04/19/24

REAL

fluctua

* He thinks he's a villain (all the rest of us think he's retarded)...

kommandant033804/19/24

Oh yeah 100%

jackgurchove04/19/24

* MECHS SOON GIVE IT 10 YEARS

kommandant033804/19/24

Lol

kinhou

* The Anti-rizzler Negative rizz, bitchless,...

warhistory04/19/24

~~Hey that's mine, give it back and add unlucky~~

merrouge204/19/24

* Becoming an popular country until 6 years..

raider1_104/20/24

- speedrunning Economy

tanegashima04/20/24

- Tree hugger

longroadall04/20/24

•Earth kingdom

6shindeiru04/20/24

- Survived a week in aasil

tanegashima04/20/24

- weakest stomach

pico004904/20/24

- first message in the server

pico004904/20/24

- second person to join the server (first if we exclude kinhou who created it)

imthomaswayne04/20/24

• Tea drinker

call_me_berto04/20/24

- made the first true shopping mall

tanegashima04/20/24

You understand how that's bad right 💀

imthomaswayne04/20/24

• made the first fast food place 😊😊

fazelight04/20/24

McDonald’s is now communist

tanegashima04/20/24

- Big brained urban planning

call_me_berto04/20/24

- made 15 minute cities

tanegashima04/20/24

- Released objectively the best motorcycle ever made

slovenetobaccowizard04/20/24

• Reinvented Rallying and Nascar, it’s somehow even more fucked in the head

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard

• Reinvented Rallying and Nascar, it’s somehow even more fucked in the head...

tanegashima04/20/24

We must make group B last forever

call_me_berto04/20/24

- first nation to stop putting lead in gasoline

tanegashima04/20/24

Imagine putting lead in in the first place

tanegashima04/20/24

I don’t think leaded gasoline was invented Irp

call_me_berto

- first nation to stop putting lead in gasoline...

penguin335504/20/24

Already banned in 57

penguin335504/20/24

And some one else stopped it as well

tanegashima04/20/24

- never adopted leaded gas

penguin335504/21/24

* first person to deploy weapons [Redacted, I’ll fill in the blank once I make it public] , although the test was unintended to be conducted in 1960, it was just convenient timing

raider1_104/21/24

- Designed Molot
Everyone knows it name but didn't know how it's made or what is composition

(edited)

kinhou04/21/24

* First to get Nuked by a Thermonuclear Warhead (50MT)

raider1_1

- Designed Molot Everyone knows it name but didn't know how it's made or what is composition...

tanegashima04/21/24

The what now

tanegashima

The what now...

raider1_104/21/24

It's s spicy thing I made .... just wait until you see it

citrusian_general04/21/24

- most inactive player

raider1_104/21/24

- Still the Most Dope Names in the rp

(edited)

raider1_1

- Still the Most Dope Names in the rp...

pico004904/21/24

false

pico0049

false...

kinhou04/21/24

@raider1_1 this requires a court case

kinhou04/21/24

wer_sus04/21/24

* Egypt 2.0, soon

pico0049

false...

raider1_104/21/24

Provide counter cases

pico004904/21/24

the names are good but not the best

raider1_1

- Still the Most Dope Names in the rp...

pico004904/21/24

Othyan city names are dope

raider1_104/21/24

Yeah porivde then

raider1_1

Yeah porivde then...

pico004904/21/24

Pelargir Belfalas Andacete

pico004904/21/24

also ruler names, Argeleb, Cardolan

raider1_104/21/24

- Fastest Inservice Fighter
Val-25 Vampire
2,921 kph

tanegashima04/22/24

Huh

tanegashima04/25/24

- weakest stomach known to humanity

tanegashima

- weakest stomach known to humanity...

kinhou04/25/24

Japan’s strongest soldier

kommandant033804/25/24

- invented Boxing

longroadall04/25/24

•Biggest exporter of cookies

raider1_104/25/24

- Cash rains again

raider1_104/25/24

Biggest flex

raider1_104/25/24

That 5 became 11 and 3 became 5 in 3-4 days all scratch built

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard04/25/24

I DON’T CARE

hell090204/25/24

almost everything i use is built in games i play,

tanegashima04/25/24

- Not doing homework

slovenetobaccowizard

I DON’T CARE...

raider1_104/25/24

Nobody does until they find out how torturous it is to make one large ship

raider1_1

Nobody does until they find out how torturous it is to make one large ship...

hell090204/25/24

it is pain regardless of what you use to make it. This is coming from some one who makes several super capitals

(edited)

hell0902

it is pain regardless of what you use to make it. This is coming from some one who makes several super capitals...

raider1_104/25/24

Yeah

raider1_104/25/24

Can understand you perfectly

pico004904/25/24

- First to open up national parks in rp (if you lore wise did it before 1900 then you did it first, but no one else did it in rp)

ductwind58904/26/24

- Great Sex Exodus

azrealis_iii04/26/24

The Sex Rebellion

slovenetobaccowizard04/26/24

The Horny Heresy

tanegashima04/26/24

The Blue Ball Battle

kommandant033804/26/24

Battle for Position 69

kinhou04/26/24

* Finally stopped procrastinating and began the Main Storyline of the plot.

* Discovered the first outer space signal w/ Othya (not really an achievement since it is done for plot purposes)

pico004904/26/24

- First to propose the theory of continental drift (although its not inherently plate tectonics)

call_me_berto04/26/24

- first dinosaur museum

longroadall04/26/24

•Cookie deplomacy

6shindeiru04/26/24

- Arguably the best nation to exist (approved by borat)

tanegashima04/26/24

- I found Hoshino Ai

raider1_104/26/24

- Second nation to get a CVN

tanegashima04/26/24

How the fuck can you afford a CVN

call_me_berto04/26/24

- discovered the ancient civilization

(edited)

tanegashima04/26/24

You’re a fucking puppet state

azrealis_iii04/26/24

womp womp

call_me_berto

- discovered the ancient civilization...

longroadall04/26/24

Tbh many others including me did before

jackgurchove04/26/24

* perfect slave species

tanegashima

How the fuck can you afford a CVN...

raider1_104/26/24

Bro

raider1_104/26/24

I am a Multi Trillionare

tanegashima04/26/24

Wdym bro you just got reduced by the Astral Empires

(edited)

tanegashima04/26/24

There’s no way you didn’t get your funds yoinked

azrealis_iii04/26/24

hes still making money

azrealis_iii04/26/24

we took a significant amount of it but he kept a lot of it

tanegashima

There’s no way you didn’t get your funds yoinked...

raider1_104/26/24

You do t know how much i sell

raider1_104/26/24

Mommy azzy didn't let me die off in poverty

raider1_1

Mommy azzy didn't let me die off in poverty...

kinhou04/26/24

I also help without charging tax… like her

kinhou04/26/24

But ok

kinhou04/26/24

tanegashima04/26/24

I hope you have at the very least economic power of France then

(edited)

tanegashima

I hope you have at the very least economic power of France then...

kinhou04/26/24

He makes trillions

kinhou

I also help without charging tax… like her...

raider1_104/26/24

Sorry brain is getting down so slow reactions

tanegashima04/26/24

- first hypersonic aircraft

kinhou

He makes trillions...

tanegashima04/26/24

Well then should be fine

tanegashima

- first hypersonic aircraft...

raider1_104/26/24

Nice

kinhou

He makes trillions...

raider1_104/26/24

And the meme is all my prices were 98% low that what they should be And even then I made trillions

tanegashima04/26/24

Because y’all mfs fucking ignore aerodynamic research

tanegashima04/26/24

BREAK MACH 5 BEFORE GOING TO SPACE MAYBE 💀

tanegashima

Because y’all mfs fucking ignore aerodynamic research...

raider1_104/26/24

I am not

raider1_104/26/24

Thats why i not in space

(edited)

tanegashima04/26/24

Not you

tanegashima04/26/24

But others

tanegashima

BREAK MACH 5 BEFORE GOING TO SPACE MAYBE 💀...

pico004904/27/24

countries have went to space before doing mach 5 aircraft so

pico0049

countries have went to space before doing mach 5 aircraft so...

kinhou04/27/24

Yeah

kinhou04/27/24

Rocketry is a different science

kinhou04/27/24

And unless you are building the space shuttle you don’t really have to do that kind of thing

kinhou04/27/24

pico004904/27/24

yuri gargarin went mach 5 in 1961 dont remember them making a mach 5 aircraft beforehand so

pico004904/27/24

🤷

pico0049

yuri gargarin went mach 5 in 1961 dont remember them making a mach 5 aircraft beforehand so...

kinhou04/27/24

Skill issue

kinhou04/27/24

pico0049

countries have went to space before doing mach 5 aircraft so...

tanegashima04/27/24

> the research conducted during those test missions provided data that would benefit future operations and investigations related to aeronautics and spaceflight (as per NASA)
It does help though, and frankly the missions that cosmonauts like Gagarin went on were all but uncontrolled flights that went up and then down

(edited)

tanegashima

> the research conducted during those test missions provided data that would benefit future operations and investigations related to aeronautics and spaceflight (as per NASA) It does help though, and frankly the missions that cosmonauts like Gagarin went on were all but uncontrolled flights that went up and then down...

pico004904/27/24

yea those early missions were shit but regardless you can go to space without going mach 5 on a aircraft first

pico004904/27/24

frankly i dont know how many nations have had a mach 5 aircraft test but still went to space regardless

tanegashima04/27/24

Not many countries have been to space with an independent program, just the US, China, and Russia iirc

tanegashima04/27/24

Of those, only the US has had a functional spaceplane, which X-15 research is probably really helpful for

tanegashima04/27/24

Buran also technically flew unmanned but the Russkies were also conducting hypersonic research

tanegashima

Not many countries have been to space with an independent program, just the US, China, and Russia iirc...

pico004904/27/24

many many more

pico004904/27/24

Japan India ESA come to mind immediatelly

(edited)

pico004904/27/24

and im sure a few other countries are able to send satellites to space

tanegashima

Buran also technically flew unmanned but the Russkies were also conducting hypersonic research...

pico004904/27/24

Buran could also be manned

pico004904/27/24

man Buran was so good

pico004904/27/24

wish it wasnt cancelled

tanegashima04/27/24

It could have been yeah

tanegashima04/27/24

But point is the Russians also had hypersonic aircraft by then

pico004904/27/24

yeah but we arent making a shuttle

pico004904/27/24

remember currently its early satellite and crude manned launches

pico0049

Japan India ESA come to mind immediatelly...

tanegashima04/27/24

Sorry I meant humans

tanegashima

Sorry I meant humans...

pico004904/27/24

oh fair

tanegashima04/27/24

Yeah not too hard to send a sounding rocket into suborbital space

pico0049

remember currently its early satellite and crude manned launches...

pico004904/27/24

i.e I think we should be rolling dice when it comes to manned launches cause there will be a disaster every so often

tanegashima

Yeah not too hard to send a sounding rocket into suborbital space...

pico004904/27/24

uh, ESA Japan and India are launching satellites and probes to other planets whilst India is developing manned flight and ESA has plans for it as well

pico0049

i.e I think we should be rolling dice when it comes to manned launches cause there will be a disaster every so often...

kinhou04/27/24

Put this in #staff-only and we will review it when I wake up

tanegashima04/27/24

Yeah India has hypersonic missiles though

kinhou

Put this in #staff-only and we will review it when I wake up...

longroadall04/27/24

No access?

pico0049

uh, ESA Japan and India are launching satellites and probes to other planets whilst India is developing manned flight and ESA has plans for it as well...

kinhou04/27/24

60 years too late

kinhou04/27/24

kinhou

60 years too late...

pico004904/27/24

Yeah because their space programs formed in the 90's

pico004904/27/24

not 50's and 60's

pico004904/27/24

and are focused on safety above all else specially ESA

pico004904/27/24

and less funding

kinhou04/27/24

Which is why I don’t take them seriously

pico004904/27/24

you should

kinhou04/27/24

Only programs I take with some seriousness are USA, China, Russia

pico0049

uh, ESA Japan and India are launching satellites and probes to other planets whilst India is developing manned flight and ESA has plans for it as well...

tanegashima04/27/24

Point is though so far the only ones with spaceplanes have hypersonic vehicles and right now the only successful space programs capable of putting humans into space are the US, Russia, and China. India and the ESA will get there eventually, no doubt

(edited)

tanegashima

pico004904/27/24

of course

tanegashima04/27/24

Also space disasters don't have to be in the air

tanegashima04/27/24

Apollo 1 comes to mind

pico004904/27/24

but regardless we dont need hypersonic aircraft to do something like vostok

tanegashima

Apollo 1 comes to mind...

pico004904/27/24

and that one salyut mission which ended in the death of its crew in space

tanegashima04/27/24

Komarov iirc

tanegashima04/27/24

Oh wait no wasn't that a Soyuz mission?

pico004904/27/24

Soyuz 1

tanegashima04/27/24

The depressurization right

kinhou04/27/24

If we roll dice we need to decide how it should be done and what factors affect safety

kinhou04/27/24

Just like in agencies we have factors

kinhou04/27/24

That affect your odds of winning

kinhou04/27/24

pico004904/27/24

Oh yeah

pico004904/27/24

Soyuz 11

pico004904/27/24

after docking with Salyut

tanegashima04/27/24

Apollo 1 wasn't even launching when the disaster happened, it was a rehearsal

tanegashima

Apollo 1 wasn't even launching when the disaster happened, it was a rehearsal...

pico004904/27/24

yeah

pico004904/27/24

those idiot scientists put like 80% oxygen in the spacecraft

pico004904/27/24

like at that oxygen level wet things could be set on fire

kinhou

If we roll dice we need to decide how it should be done and what factors affect safety...

pico004904/27/24

Tbf it can be random as well

pico004904/27/24

several space probes got fucked by like

pico004904/27/24

cold welding in space

pico004904/27/24

when metals just decided to weld together for no fucking reason

pico0049

Tbf it can be random as well...

kinhou04/27/24

It’s mostly for consistency sake

kinhou04/27/24

To have some level of control

kinhou04/27/24

Even if it’s nor too strong

pico004904/27/24

aight

kinhou04/27/24

Eventually as tech progresses these disasters will be less and less relevant

kinhou04/27/24

Which is another factor

kinhou04/27/24

Anyways if you can give me a list of like 3-4 factors that we could add that affect it both as buffs or debuffs @pico0049

kinhou04/27/24

And tag me in staff chat

kinhou04/27/24

When you do it

longroadall04/27/24

•Longest strip of asphalt yet (500km long)
(Secondary use and testing ground for T Model race cars and super cars)

(edited)

tanegashima04/27/24

- I love the tallbanies

tanegashima04/27/24

- porn

fazelight04/27/24

Nice

tanegashima04/27/24

- lubed condoms

tanegashima04/28/24

- recreating French history

tanegashima04/28/24

- Enjoyer of the arts

fazelight04/28/24

• uniting 2 Japanese based civilizations

tanegashima04/28/24

But still haven’t United the 3rd 😎

fazelight04/28/24

Wanna join-?

tanegashima04/28/24

Nope

tanegashima04/28/24

I’m non-aligned 😎

raider1_104/28/24

Force this man

pico004904/28/24

- First EVA and death in space

pico0049

- First EVA and death in space...

penguin335504/28/24

Not first EVA, although my guy nearly died

pico004904/28/24

I see

pico004904/28/24

Second EVA then

call_me_berto04/28/24

- switched nation's names 5 times in less than 2 decades
-Stanislavian dynasty
-empire of Niloia
-socialist Niloia (USRN)
-Zentralia
-Rimskaya

(edited)

hell090204/28/24

First Band to have a World Tour

kommandant033804/28/24

- stepping into the field of nuclear tech once again

raider1_104/28/24

- Most people in a single aircraft program
Valkyrie/NTAA by ACROMAT

- Active participants
1.Imperium (me)
2.Othya
3.Urasialand
4.Endorra
5.Jovia
6.Klinschereich
7.Altesia
8.Culture
9.Zentralia
10.Cyclovia
11.West Columbia
12.Acadia
13.Italia

- Possible participants
1.Emerina
2.Kiraidia
3.Ruslavia

(edited)

aeblank.04/28/24

damn am I really that forgotten in rp

raider1_104/28/24

Sorry

raider1_104/28/24

Man sleepy mind

raider1_1

- Most people in a single aircraft program Valkyrie/NTAA by ACROMAT - Active participants 1.Imperium (me) 2.Othya 3.Urasialand 4.Endorra 5.Jovia 6.Klinschereich 7.Altesia 8.Culture 9.Zentralia 10.Cyclovia 11.West Columbia 12.Acadia 13.Italia - Possible participants 1.Emerina 2.Kiraidia 3.Ruslavia...

hell090204/28/24

le me in

raider1_104/28/24

You in ?

penguin335504/28/24

* first missile fired in space ( it was not worth)

call_me_berto04/28/24

- is on the track to discover how to make homunculi

(edited)

tanegashima04/29/24

> gets nuked

(edited)

tanegashima04/29/24

# - Average day in Astralis

jackgurchove04/29/24

* Mark 1 Gooman armor is best armor in world

jackgurchove

* Mark 1 Gooman armor is best armor in world...

wer_sus04/29/24

Just wait when catgirl mark 1 armour will be released.

tanegashima04/29/24

- Doesn't run like a weakling when FAFO'd

raider1_1

- Most people in a single aircraft program Valkyrie/NTAA by ACROMAT - Active participants 1.Imperium (me) 2.Othya 3.Urasialand 4.Endorra 5.Jovia 6.Klinschereich 7.Altesia 8.Culture 9.Zentralia 10.Cyclovia 11.West Columbia 12.Acadia 13.Italia - Possible participants 1.Emerina 2.Kiraidia 3.Ruslavia...

raider1_104/29/24

- Results
890 aircraft ordered 11 billion on the table

(edited)

raider1_104/29/24

Definitely gonna be increasing already

raider1_104/29/24

+ fuck ton of Royalty

tanegashima05/02/24

- scuba

raider1_105/02/24

- Master of Pulling Out

raider1_105/02/24

I will explain tomorrow

fazelight05/02/24

🤨

raider1_1

- Master of Pulling Out...

kinhou05/02/24

slovenetobaccowizard05/02/24

• Fastest interceptor in the world and the largest & fastest interceptor in the world

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard

• Fastest interceptor in the world and the largest & fastest interceptor in the world...

6shindeiru05/02/24

- Faster than the fastest interceptor interceptor in the world and Larger & Faster than the largest and fastest interceptor interceptor in the world

pico004905/02/24

- i dont know

6shindeiru

- Faster than the fastest interceptor interceptor in the world and Larger & Faster than the largest and fastest interceptor interceptor in the world...

kommandant033805/02/24

Wzg

warhistory05/02/24

- Going from feeling happy to worthless in under an hour

slovenetobaccowizard05/02/24

Happens to us all lad.

fazelight05/02/24

• felt

kinhou05/03/24

* First Strategic Nuclear Ballistic Missile Submarine

(edited)

kinhou05/03/24

* First Nuclear Jet Engine

jackgurchove05/03/24

* biggest infantry guns

azrealis_iii05/03/24

- First exosuit

fazelight05/03/24

• 3rd to have lra as a side piece

raider1_105/03/24

- 1st and 2nd to have LRA as a side piece

raider1_105/03/24

It didn't go well

longroadall05/03/24

•Fourth government dismantlement

This time it went well

(edited)

kinhou05/03/24

* First to Synthetize Kevlar w/Aasil @6shindeiru

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

kinhou05/03/24

You just started playing

kinhou05/03/24

Don't worry, you'll rise

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

kattomine05/03/24

I wouldn't mind trying to rp with you, the main issue is that my country just broke free from a repressive communist government, so we'd rather not communicate with another one

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

imthomaswayne05/03/24

Cap

penguin335505/03/24

* First FOBS Missile

longroadall05/03/24

• released "Godfather"the movie in bootleg name of Grandfather

slovenetobaccowizard05/03/24

• Created a Sex toy and content censorship bureau under the government

tanegashima05/03/24

- audiobooks

kinhou05/03/24

* First Operational Space Station

kinhou05/03/24

* First Space Station docking, and crew retrieving operation

pico004905/04/24

- drops economic nukes

pico004905/04/24

- built 3 cities from scratch

penguin335505/04/24

* Glassed Southern Dotramese with 470 ICBMs, turning it into IRL Africa

penguin335505/04/24

penguin3355

* Glassed Southern Dotramese with 470 ICBMs, turning it into IRL Africa...

kinhou05/04/24

* Emerina collapsing East Dotramese too... combined achievement: ALMOST ENTIRE DOTRAMESE COLLAPSED INTO AFRICA

kinhou05/04/24

penguin3355

* Glassed Southern Dotramese with 470 ICBMs, turning it into IRL Africa...

kommandant033805/04/24

You did what?

kommandant0338

You did what?...

kinhou05/04/24

Dotramese is collapsed

kinhou05/04/24

Including MUS

kommandant033805/04/24

Glorified death

tanegashima05/04/24

- did nothing

merrouge205/04/24

* lefted gong alliance for the 2nd time.

fluctua05/04/24

WHY

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard05/04/24

• Made the Ford Mustang Series 1 and called it “Free Bird”

(edited)

merrouge205/04/24

* Hosting An The First National World Cup.

longroadall05/04/24

• Economic reform genius

•ISRO

(edited)

buttermenti05/04/24

. First peacekeeping operation!!!

buttermenti

. First peacekeeping operation!!!...

slovenetobaccowizard05/04/24

(Nah)

kinhou05/04/24

* First unmanned Luna (moon) landing

aeblank.05/04/24

- prolly the most ignored RPer idk

fazelight05/04/24

• Yamataria has entered space

call_me_berto05/04/24

- Cartago delenda est

jackgurchove05/04/24

* figured out research

citrusian_general05/05/24

- 2 months inactivity WR

fazelight05/05/24

• deadliest space incident to date

kinhou05/05/24

* First manned moon flyby

kinhou05/05/24

* First manned moon landing

kinhou05/05/24

* First to gather Lunar samples.

kinhou05/05/24

* First to discover ice on the Lunar crater "Corpenicus" and Luna in general.

penguin335505/05/24

* failed moon landing

tanegashima05/05/24

- Equal rights for all

kinhou05/05/24

* Most powerful rocket in the world (141 metric tons of payload)

kinhou

* Most powerful rocket in the world (141 metric tons of payload)...

pico004905/05/24

not for long

pico0049

not for long

...

kinhou05/05/24

tanegashima05/05/24

Hmm we'll see

kinhou

...

pico004905/05/24

imthomaswayne05/05/24

• the best ally

6shindeiru05/05/24

- Most goated nation.

raider1_105/05/24

- the actual best Ally... that ... you know

(edited)

raider1_105/05/24

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186040109716480143/1236638665623732274/remix-9a27b9db-2855-4342-9da0-604fd947026a.png?ex=6638bd01&is=66376b81&hm=318c750e1c23e1f58f8acb1c29a49d8d5785c42e7c1e80872c5b64314fabda76&

_._.gay._._05/05/24

- began actually making stuff 🤯

raider1_1

buttermenti05/05/24

A bounty is being put out for this

longroadall05/05/24

•Geo politics

pico004905/05/24

- might be wrong but third nation to land on the moon (probe) and second nationality on the moon (Emerina took a Othyan with them)

(edited)

penguin335505/05/24

* second nation to do a moon landing

btw, first nationalities on the moon
1st Emerina
2nd Othya
3rd Kai Shi
4th Gong
5th Endorra

jackgurchove05/05/24

* happiest goos on planet

raider1_105/05/24

- Soveit War Hammer

fazelight05/05/24

• third nation to produce a super carrier

(edited)

fazelight

• third nation to produce a super carrier...

kinhou05/05/24

Third

kinhou05/05/24

AEA has the Retribution class CVN

call_me_berto05/05/24

- created Nestle

longroadall05/05/24

•Cookie deplomacy

jackgurchove05/05/24

* largest party in history

imthomaswayne05/05/24

• has more than 1 player ally now 🥺

call_me_berto

- created Nestle...

raider1_105/05/24

Soon Decimator will join the rank

tanegashima05/05/24

- BIG FUCKING ROCKET

call_me_berto05/05/24

- people thought I used thermobarics with bunker busters, but didn't

(edited)

_._.gay._._05/05/24

- has zero allies

_._.gay._._

- has zero allies

...

penguin335505/05/24

Planning a new alliance sometime and we are neighbors, want to work together?

kinhou

* Most powerful rocket in the world (141 metric tons of payload)...

kinhou05/05/24

* The most powerful rocket ever designed, constructed, and launched, in history. [Sea Dragon-Class Super-Heavy Lift Rocket Spacecraft.]

Tonnage deliverable to space: 550 metric tons.

/w Alteias

(edited)

kinhou05/05/24

* First semi-reusable rocket (refurbishing stages of it)

kinhou05/06/24

* First lunar settlement (early construction and modules sent, not complete at all yet)

/w Alteias

penguin3355

Planning a new alliance sometime and we are neighbors, want to work together?...

_._.gay._._05/06/24

Yes

tanegashima05/06/24

- cassette tapes

tanegashima

- cassette tapes...

6shindeiru05/06/24

- "Cap" - The Citadel

tanegashima05/06/24

What

raider1_105/06/24

- Top Gun

raider1_105/06/24

- Became Christopher Nolan

Actual missles used for flim
Real aircraft blown up
Real maneuvers in real time

imthomaswayne05/06/24

• First operational VTOL fighter craft

tanegashima05/06/24

(I helped)

fazelight05/06/24

• the largest military exercise in history

Unknown User

Original message was deleted.

azrealis_iii05/06/24

has been a thing for like 10 years*

azrealis_iii05/06/24

(I stole it from lunaria)

tanegashima05/06/24

Bruh that’s hella early tbh

tanegashima05/06/24

At least for public broadcast

azrealis_iii05/06/24

lunaria had it super early I just stole it from them

tanegashima05/06/24

Seems iffy but aight

jackgurchove05/06/24

* Oogwan was right

merrouge205/06/24

* having largest army in Africa (expect for Emerina Of an Military Ranking.)

fazelight05/07/24

• having the best allies in the world ☺️

tanegashima05/07/24

- alcoholic

imthomaswayne05/07/24

• suffered the most FAFO but always comes back

buttermenti05/07/24

. Buying the most military equipment on a limited budget

foxbowl_22105/07/24

- world record holder for the quickest puppet state ever acquired

lewishasnoiq05/07/24

- first dedicated attack helicopter

raider1_105/07/24

- Biggest Company
ACROMAT

raider1_105/07/24

citrusian_general05/07/24

- getting annexed by othya speedrun

pico004905/07/24

Lol

konigstiger45405/07/24

the most plot armor

uclyuly05/07/24

* create the "whore tax"

uclyuly

* create the "whore tax"...

6shindeiru05/07/24

https://tenor.com/view/wth-what-the-hell-huh-confused-gif-5596762

boom134105/07/24

- hasn't done a military post within one month

imthomaswayne05/08/24

• fastest flying jet with highest ceiling

penguin335505/08/24

* forgot to mention, but first electrostatic probe/spacecraft with electrostatic propulsion

azrealis_iii05/08/24

- most amount of people in the world that identify as LGBT (15%)

call_me_berto05/08/24

- the cradle of social libertarianism

(edited)

azrealis_iii05/08/24

- most amount of people identifying as bisexual / pansexual (10%)

azrealis_iii05/08/24

- first to have monthly weed rations given to soldiers

penguin335505/08/24

* i nominate altreix/luna for being an extremely liberal country, because their entire population is LGBT

azrealis_iii05/08/24

- luna is 100% lgbt

call_me_berto05/08/24

- the best hallucinogenic mushrooms in the world

uclyuly05/08/24

* straightness country, confirmed by @azrealis_iii

call_me_berto05/08/24

- GMO land

foxbowl_22105/08/24

- has basically warred all of my competitors to annihilation and now dominates South Karemi drug production

penguin335505/08/24

* first probe to go to nowhere after an error in calculations (or it gets dragged into the orbit of something else and dies)

tanegashima05/08/24

- packfilm

jackgurchove05/08/24

* Most gay population

pico004905/08/24

- Least gay population

tanegashima05/08/24

- Stonks

pico004905/08/24

- has kinetic weapons

call_me_berto05/08/24

- The last USC member to enter the space race

(edited)

pico0049

- has kinetic weapons...

kinhou05/08/24

/w Emerina

kinhou

/w Emerina...

pico004905/08/24

yea

pico004905/08/24

- Largest port in South Karemi

kinhou05/09/24

* First Nuclear Rocket Engine, X-16 NERVA.

(edited)

kinhou05/09/24

* Longest single engine in development (almost a decade for this one engine), strongest engine in history for the foreseeable future.

(edited)

kinhou05/09/24

* First Nuclear Powered space station

kinhou05/09/24

* First Nuclear Propelled Spaceship

kinhou05/09/24

* First outer-atmospheric only spaceship, designed to remain in space for the foreseeable future with no intentions of returning to Astralis.

kinhou05/09/24

* First Luna-Astralis LEO supply mission, first inter-spacial supply mission.

kinhou05/09/24

* First to deploy SODS system.

(edited)

imthomaswayne05/09/24

• most depressed country

buttermenti05/09/24

. Longest ceasefire on a peacekeeping operation

raider1_105/09/24

- Most Combined types of N- words said - 230 times

fazelight05/09/24

• amount i have said - 0

aeblank.05/09/24

• amount i have said - 0

kinhou05/09/24

* amount i have said - 54

call_me_berto05/09/24

- Amount I have said the Dutch N word - 0
- Amount I have said negro (the color black in Spanish) - 4 (5 counting this one)

(edited)

imthomaswayne05/09/24

Amount I have said - 183

imthomaswayne

Amount I have said - 183

...

imthomaswayne05/09/24

Rechecked- 236

raider1_1

- Most Combined types of N- words said - 230 times...

longroadall05/09/24

•More than him actually just in vc mostly and my hard Rs are deleted so I loose my advantage

Current count 180 something

(edited)

pico004905/09/24

- third nation to moon

longroadall

•More than him actually just in vc mostly and my hard Rs are deleted so I loose my advantage Current count 180 something...

raider1_105/10/24

[Mine Hard Rs are aslo deleted]

pico004905/10/24

- richest south karemian nation (i know its not a big achievment)

aeblank.05/10/24

- richest dotramese nation

konigstiger45405/10/24

(still poor af)

fazelight05/10/24

• probably the richest nation in Niszian

call_me_berto05/10/24

- the richest nation in Leukopa (continent, not the nation)

(edited)

jackgurchove05/10/24

* is on the rise

foxbowl_22105/10/24

- rapidest rise in south Karemi maybe

(edited)

call_me_berto05/10/24

- CASINOS

call_me_berto05/10/24

- Is making las Vegas, except it's habitable

fazelight

• probably the richest nation in Niszian

...

imthomaswayne05/10/24

False

call_me_berto05/10/24

- the third highest standard of living

imthomaswayne

False...

fazelight05/10/24

Dont see you with 2.8 trillion 🥱

fazelight

Dont see you with 2.8 trillion 🥱...

imthomaswayne05/10/24

I find it hard to believe you have 2.8 trillion considering just 3 years ago you were said to 'be just below my gdp'

imthomaswayne05/10/24

That's what Kin said ^

pico004905/10/24

- Largest/tallest Skyscraper in south karemi

(edited)

raider1_105/10/24

- Do I even need to state my Financial Status?

(edited)

tanegashima05/10/24

- big fucking trains

tanegashima

- big fucking trains...

6shindeiru05/10/24

- small fucking trains

tanegashima

- big fucking trains...

raider1_105/10/24

- same trains thanks Tan tan

(edited)

jackgurchove05/10/24

* first Goomen icbm

longroadall05/10/24

•Will get proportionally bigger trains in 1976

kinhou05/11/24

* First space telescope, for deep space science!

(edited)

konigstiger45405/11/24

largest airforce in South Karemi

konigstiger454

largest airforce in South Karemi...

6shindeiru05/11/24

tanegashima05/11/24

- ballpoint pen

tanegashima05/11/24

- the coolest tanks

slovenetobaccowizard05/11/24

• Most unapologetically utilitarian looking military equipment

foxbowl_22105/11/24

- Civilized South Karemi

aeblank.05/11/24

- Made an extensive economic union in the second most war-ridden continent

tanegashima05/12/24

- first up close photo of Caedes

longroadall05/12/24

• independence

fazelight05/13/24

• spent a decade of his life building up one of the most powerful nations in the world just to be turned into a woman by a pill from 2300 💀

(edited)

call_me_berto05/13/24

- sallic law 💪

aeblank.05/13/24

- economy is infrastructure and infrastructure is economy

tanegashima05/13/24

- hands down the best transportation infrastructure

raider1_105/13/24

- God of aviation

kinhou05/13/24

* Creator of Economies, Destructor of Economies

venetus005/13/24

- I have alot of trucks

slovenetobaccowizard05/13/24

• Lord of War

tanegashima05/13/24

- FAFO demon

hell090205/13/24

- DEBT

konigstiger45405/13/24

your record is aboutta be taken

imthomaswayne05/13/24

• is objectively the best ally

raider1_105/13/24

- Potentially the best Ally that no one wants

raider1_1

- Potentially the best Ally that no one wants...

longroadall05/13/24

Because you leach off and topple governments as a base stat

longroadall

Because you leach off and topple governments as a base stat...

raider1_105/13/24

- the most ironic line of the rp ^

(edited)

aeblank.05/13/24

- Actual best ally (dedicated the entire economy for reconstruction of allies, even for former enemy turned friend)

call_me_berto05/13/24

- automation BAYBEEEEEEE

raider1_1

- the most ironic line of the rp ^...

longroadall05/13/24

Uno reverse

imthomaswayne

• is objectively the best ally...

tanegashima05/13/24

- is objectively Hitler (Friedrich not me)

jackgurchove05/13/24

* independents

fazelight05/13/24

• done with Emerina’s shit

fazelight05/13/24

• everyone is hitting on me

slovenetobaccowizard05/13/24

• Best military ally that no one wants

slovenetobaccowizard

• Best military ally that no one wants...

fazelight05/13/24

I want you 🥺

slovenetobaccowizard

• Best military ally that no one wants...

longroadall05/13/24

•Always asking to be ally

fazelight

• everyone is hitting on me...

jackgurchove05/13/24

* gonna woo the former man

fazelight

• everyone is hitting on me...

tanegashima05/13/24

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a6ScWQZ5XQw

CoolFortniteRobloxian

I'm feeling romantical

fazelight05/13/24

LMAO

call_me_berto05/13/24

- using hiro's new gender to promote my fashion brands and my touristic spots

call_me_berto05/13/24

https://tenor.com/view/terrone-onceler-gif-27492201

fazelight05/13/24

https://tenor.com/view/harrison-ford-son-of-a-bitch-humor-shaking-head-gif-10542953

kinhou05/13/24

* First space warship.

fazelight05/13/24

excessive ass bitch with a money spending problem ^

slovenetobaccowizard

• Best military ally that no one wants...

hell090205/13/24

not true my slovakian brother

(edited)

hell0902

not true my slovakian brother...

slovenetobaccowizard05/13/24

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

are you sure about that

hell0902

not true my slovakian brother...

azrealis_iii05/13/24

Slovenian*

hell090205/13/24

dam it i could have sworn it was slovakia

(edited)

hell090205/13/24

are you sure about that

aeblank.05/13/24

https://tenor.com/view/slovenia-anime-astolfo-gif-25870576

aeblank.

https://tenor.com/view/slovenia-anime-astolfo-gif-25870576...

slovenetobaccowizard05/13/24

Kill yourself

hell090205/13/24

https://tenor.com/view/slovenia-anime-

longroadall05/14/24

•Largest fleet review and exercises yet
Held at 28 January each year

The nigga who has the urge to be better than me at every turn and because he is gay is the next comment under this one👇

(edited)

raider1_105/14/24

- Most successful Company in the history of rp

tanegashima05/14/24

- instant cup noodles

(edited)

call_me_berto05/14/24

- Hawaiian pizza

call_me_berto

- Hawaiian pizza

...

longroadall05/14/24

May you die from urinary tract infection

imthomaswayne05/14/24

• number 1 fumbler

hell090205/14/24

Hawaiian pizza :megatroll:

tanegashima05/15/24

- I helped but at what cost

jackgurchove05/15/24

* PERFECT GOOMAN

sunnypopov258405/15/24

- yet still landlocked

azrealis_iii05/15/24

- made three nations

raider1_105/15/24

- fucked up fingers

tanegashima05/15/24

How the fuck is your body more fragile than mine

foxbowl_22105/15/24

- Did somebody say fucked up finger?

raider1_105/15/24

Damm

tanegashima

How the fuck is your body more fragile than mine...

raider1_105/15/24

I am like Lego falls apart but also stick back together

foxbowl_221

- Did somebody say fucked up finger?...

kattomine05/15/24

what the fuck did you do to your finger

raider1_105/15/24

It's there natural alignment now

(edited)

raider1_105/15/24

Plus lost touch

tanegashima05/15/24

- Discount corvette

tanegashima

- Discount corvette...

kinhou05/15/24

I would buy one

kinhou05/15/24

But my populace would protest on what the FUCK is the emperor doing buying sports cars rn

kinhou05/15/24

fluctua05/15/24

Cuckdarius

tanegashima05/15/24

https://tenor.com/view/youre-welcome-gif-21319408

tanegashima05/15/24

Intruders go zoom

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard05/15/24

•The Beast from the East

(edited)

sunnypopov258405/16/24

- just become Switzerland of South Karemi

sunnypopov2584

- just become Switzerland of South Karemi...

6shindeiru05/16/24

who's you

tanegashima05/16/24

- the modern cruise ship

fazelight05/16/24

• third country to get to the moon by themselves

raider1_105/16/24

## Mikhail .A. Degtyaryov

- The man who once saw his family and town get erased by the world first nuclear bomb attack to now the Ceo of the biggest military manufacturing company of the RP

(edited)

pico004905/16/24

not the first nuclear bomb, but the first nuclear civilian bombing

pico0049

not the first nuclear bomb, but the first nuclear civilian bombing...

raider1_105/16/24

Tarn was the first nuclear zone

tanegashima05/16/24

Actually Gong was if we’re counting meltdowns

pico004905/16/24

well, leukopa tested nukes but of course he didnt post the message anywhere in rp because he didnt want anyone to find out (shitty move btw) then i tested my nuke and then tarn happened

raider1_105/16/24

Well then nucelar attack

tanegashima05/16/24

- first ion engine

tanegashima

Actually Gong was if we’re counting meltdowns...

kinhou05/16/24

Which was done by me

kinhou05/16/24

raider1_1

Well then nucelar attack...

imthomaswayne05/16/24

Done by kin against me

imthomaswayne

Done by kin against me...

raider1_105/16/24

Bomb

raider1_1

Bomb...

imthomaswayne05/16/24

You were Tarn?

imthomaswayne

You were Tarn?...

raider1_105/16/24

Yes

raider1_105/16/24

Tarn was me

longroadall05/16/24

I was just in Tarn

spectrastar05/16/24

Ginga. first Empress to come out of retirement to fix the things her successor was doing wrong

tanegashima

- first ion engine...

penguin335505/16/24

I got the first ion engine

tanegashima05/16/24

Wait what

penguin335505/16/24

Like a while back, and tested multiple times

tanegashima05/16/24

Fuck

penguin335505/16/24

I think back in like 67 ish

penguin335505/16/24

Because ion propulsion is much better for deep space

tanegashima05/16/24

Damn lol

tanegashima

Damn lol...

penguin335505/16/24

Wait actually

penguin335505/16/24

What kind of ion propulsion?

penguin335505/16/24

Because I’m using electrostatic

tanegashima05/16/24

Also electrostatic

tanegashima05/16/24

- airsoft

pico004905/16/24

- mango

tanegashima05/16/24

- kei trucks!

kinhou05/16/24

* Best civilian plane

call_me_berto05/16/24

- COMPUTER

(edited)

hell090205/16/24

- Walker

call_me_berto05/16/24

- first e-mail

kinhou

* Best civilian plane...

raider1_105/16/24

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-light-yagami-heh-smirk-evil-gif-24178756

slovenetobaccowizard05/16/24

• Coolest cars of all time

tanegashima05/16/24

No that's me

tanegashima05/16/24

(kei truck)

slovenetobaccowizard

• Coolest cars of all time...

longroadall05/16/24

Contested and will fight to claim

Taneg I'm not a mod my reply is in the next half hour

(edited)

tanegashima05/16/24

You can't fucking beat the kei truck

tanegashima

You can't fucking beat the kei truck...

hell090205/16/24

yes i can
Its called boxing

tanegashima05/16/24

Nope
It's called I pulled a sword on you

ZhirafaBOT05/16/24

- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

jackgurchove05/16/24

* ointment Industry

foxbowl_22105/16/24

- othyan chip factory

aeblank.05/16/24

- First proper & combat-proven ABM system

(edited)

tanegashima05/16/24

Actually…

tanegashima05/16/24

If Ice Fortress counts I have you beat

call_me_berto05/16/24

- disco 🪩🕺

aeblank.

- First proper & combat-proven ABM system...

slovenetobaccowizard05/16/24

(When did you make it? I made one in 1970 but it’s not combat proven

tanegashima05/16/24

- the space opera

penguin335505/16/24

First nuclear accident caused by rocket testing

penguin335505/16/24

Wait actually, speaking of which, I wonder how many accidents kinhou has got

penguin335505/16/24

I’m prob the second

longroadall05/16/24

•Started car arms race

penguin3355

Wait actually, speaking of which, I wonder how many accidents kinhou has got...

kinhou05/16/24

Like 4 of my engines blew up

kinhou05/16/24

I just did the tests in the nuclear wasteland in the old emerald

kinhou05/16/24

Its nuked anyways, so who cares

kinhou05/16/24

fluctua05/16/24

Oldest ship in service, Milize has a warship from the 1930s. (Yes, it is a little rusty)

fazelight05/16/24

Whats it called? And what kind of ship?)

fazelight

Whats it called? And what kind of ship?)...

kinhou05/16/24

An American interwar ship

kinhou05/16/24

I sold her a bunch back then

fazelight05/16/24

foxbowl_22105/16/24

- stupidest car (JUST YOU WAIT)

aeblank.05/16/24

- Actually best air defense system now

tanegashima05/16/24

- most destructive ABM

aeblank.

- Actually best air defense system now...

slovenetobaccowizard05/16/24

(Bet)

slovenetobaccowizard

(Bet)...

aeblank.05/16/24

(Incase you're wondering the nuclear-armed kill vehicle intercepts the warhead in space, so no it isn't a violation of the rules (sorry wrong reply meant to reply to @tanegashima))

(edited)

aeblank.

(Incase you're wondering the nuclear-armed kill vehicle intercepts the warhead in space, so no it isn't a violation of the rules (sorry wrong reply meant to reply to @tanegashima))...

slovenetobaccowizard05/16/24

Mate that doesn’t mean that you have the best air defence system

That means that you’ve got the most destructive anti ballistic missile in the world.

kattomine05/16/24

are we allowed to have nuclear-based anti air weapons? I was under the assumption that nuclear anything was not allowed outside of power generation

kattomine

are we allowed to have nuclear-based anti air weapons? I was under the assumption that nuclear anything was not allowed outside of power generation...

kinhou05/16/24

It’s now allowed out of atmosphere

slovenetobaccowizard

Mate that doesn’t mean that you have the best air defence system That means that you’ve got the most destructive anti ballistic missile in the world....

tanegashima05/17/24

Actually…

tanegashima

Actually…...

kinhou05/17/24

He is using 5 megaton ASATMs…

kinhou05/17/24

kinhou

He is using 5 megaton ASATMs…...

tanegashima05/17/24

Ice fortress has a radius of 100mi

raider1_105/17/24

- Disappointed from kinhous lack of aeronautical physical and chemistry knowledge

6shindeiru05/17/24

- First person to finish the Naval Tree (probably)

raider1_105/17/24

- First Micro Processor (since late 1969)

[Sorry had to keep it secret military product only]

raider1_1

- First Micro Processor (since late 1969) [Sorry had to keep it secret military product only]...

kinhou05/17/24

Not true

kinhou05/17/24

That was leukopa

kinhou05/17/24

Then me

kinhou05/17/24

kinhou

Not true...

raider1_105/17/24

CAPs with multiple layers

raider1_1

Click to see attachment

kinhou05/17/24

Still not true that would go to me or Othya

kinhou

Still not true that would go to me or Othya...

raider1_105/17/24

Well how ?

raider1_105/17/24

First first micro processor was made in 1968 for the f14

(edited)

raider1_105/17/24

I made it in 1969 for Valkyrie

raider1_1

Click to see attachment

pico004905/17/24

bro

pico0049

bro...

kinhou05/17/24

This nigga did jack shit and then claims achievements with no development

kinhou05/17/24

raider1_105/17/24

.....

raider1_105/17/24

It was under project Valkyrie

raider1_105/17/24

For the computation

raider1_105/17/24

Of automatic pitch trim roll and wing angle according to speed

kinhou

This nigga did jack shit and then claims achievements with no development...

pico004905/17/24

im not saying he didnt do it im just not sure if he was first

pico004905/17/24

leukopa had like 15 year tech leap in computers when he was still active

raider1_105/17/24

....

raider1_105/17/24

https://tenor.com/view/trashy-pepe-gif-20583391

pico004905/17/24

what

pico0049

leukopa had like 15 year tech leap in computers when he was still active...

kinhou05/17/24

Yeah

kinhou05/17/24

And he is returning today or Sunday

pico004905/17/24

nice

pico0049

nice...

kinhou05/17/24

So it will be Mango Vs Pear Vs IBM Vs Orange

kinhou05/17/24

kinhou

So it will be Mango Vs Pear Vs IBM Vs Orange...

lewishasnoiq05/17/24

It's all apple knockoffs

foxbowl_22105/18/24

- first computerized car (alongside @pico0049 bless him)

(edited)

raider1_105/18/24

- Damn good lawyer

tanegashima

- most destructive ABM...

raider1_105/18/24

bet ?

raider1_105/18/24

@tanegashima @aeblank.

- most destructive ABM/SAM system

Lightpole mk5
12mt Nuclear warhead [conventional- Torpex]

raider1_105/18/24

That blue thing Is a human

raider1_105/18/24

- Biggest SAM/ABM Missile

raider1_1

@tanegashima @aeblank. - most destructive ABM/SAM system Lightpole mk5 12mt Nuclear warhead [conventional- Torpex]...

tanegashima05/18/24

Nope

pico004905/18/24

12 megaton nuclear warhead

pico004905/18/24

bruh]

pico0049

12 megaton nuclear warhead...

kinhou05/18/24

Yep

pico004905/18/24

is it possible to fit in that small missile

kinhou

Yep...

6shindeiru05/18/24

i have 35 of those 💀

pico0049

is it possible to fit in that small missile...

kinhou05/18/24

I don’t think so

kinhou05/18/24

12 megatons is huge

kinhou

12 megatons is huge...

raider1_105/18/24

It is not
Ivy Mike was 10.9 Mt
In 1952

raider1_105/18/24

It's 1970 version

tanegashima05/18/24

Warhead size

tanegashima

Warhead size...

raider1_105/18/24

End of the red tip to the end of the first set of wings

(edited)

raider1_1

@tanegashima @aeblank. - most destructive ABM/SAM system Lightpole mk5 12mt Nuclear warhead [conventional- Torpex]...

raider1_105/18/24

raider1_1

End of the red tip to the end of the first set of wings...

pico004905/18/24

so extremely limited range

pico004905/18/24

also still small for 12 mt

azrealis_iii05/18/24

you're small

pico0049

also still small for 12 mt...

raider1_105/18/24

8mt ?

raider1_1

8mt ?...

pico004905/18/24

the part in which your warhead is is roughly the length of the b61 whivh had a yield of 400kt

raider1_105/18/24

Bruh

pico0049

the part in which your warhead is is roughly the length of the b61 whivh had a yield of 400kt...

raider1_105/18/24

Then how Columbia has 5 mt ?

raider1_105/18/24

In a 16m long missile

(edited)

pico004905/18/24

your missile is 9m lon gtho

pico004905/18/24

FSR even smaller, 8m

pico004905/18/24

also that missile is much wider than yours

tanegashima05/18/24

It’s still smaller than Ice Fortress’s capabilities tho

call_me_berto05/18/24

- first humanoid robot

raider1_105/18/24

- First Carbon fiber used in aircraft

penguin335505/18/24

* world's first LED light, 4 years late (only color red for now)

penguin335505/18/24

visible light of course, non visible and infrared has existed for a while

tanegashima05/21/24

- coolest small arms (I love the K11)

raider1_105/21/24

- PRS

raider1_105/21/24

## - PRS- Perspective Recalibration System
Gives +15-5 modifier in aircraft prototype tests

It's a system that using chain linked PUs in a cluster to read and process info that it is receiving (speed, fuel, hydrolic pressure etc) with electronic data from motors and sensor
And compares them to what info it has (preset of the aircraft performance and stats)

If it finds any issues or difficulties with the aircraft (fuild loss, motor jams, electrical shot, broken motor etc)
It Recalibrate the thrust, Control surfaces, and other flight controls and defaults them so that the pilot don't need to compensate for damage or malfunction of the aircraft as the computer chain does it for him
So less chance of catastrophic incidents

(edited)

_._.gay._._05/22/24

- Escaped @uclyuly's nation without being harmed

jackgurchove05/22/24

* captured a world leader

hell090205/22/24

Bribed azz with dog pics

(edited)

kinhou05/23/24

* First fully reusable first-stage boosters. (Not to be confused with booster landing)

kinhou05/23/24

* First fully operational nuclear jet atmospheric aircraft (forgot to post this one a long while before)

kinhou05/23/24

* First Full-Flow Staged Combustion Engine.

b055man05/23/24

- ^ Professional yapper

b055man

- ^ Professional yapper...

hell090205/23/24

False
only Lott can have that title

foxbowl_22105/23/24

I am a disciple of Lott

b055man

- ^ Professional yapper...

kinhou05/23/24

warhistory05/23/24

- First airship-launched sub-orbital rockets (I think)

(edited)

tanegashima05/23/24

- 24 hour race (literally)

(edited)

hell090205/23/24

- first hyper car

xzgamer55005/24/24

- Elements: 43, 61, 85, 87, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100

raider1_105/24/24

- Made Kinhou Addicted to SB and wanting to Learn

raider1_105/24/24

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178716523620212767/1243420249953402982/download_19.jpg?ex=665168d9&is=66501759&hm=c20999a0eb469aa22ebe4c0ba3ec8a26da136bfedebcf1210dbcf046d4f5ee99&

raider1_105/24/24

LRA collected
Izumo collected
Panzerfust collected
Kinhou Collected

raider1_1

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178716523620212767/1243420249953402982/download_19.jpg?ex=665168d9&is=66501759&hm=c20999a0eb469aa22ebe4c0ba3ec8a26da136bfedebcf1210dbcf046d4f5ee99&...

hell090205/24/24

youll never get me
- uniting the world with a race

hell0902

youll never get me - uniting the world with a race...

raider1_105/24/24

You draw SB ?

iliekfish05/24/24

> largest ever naval race

(edited)

raider1_105/24/24

- Nuclear powered guided missile battleship

(edited)

raider1_105/24/24

Words that you didn't thought will see in a line

(edited)

_._.gay._._05/24/24

- First City with 5,000,000 people

tanegashima05/24/24

- cool ass cameras (but underwater)

(edited)

raider1_105/24/24

- If wanted scammed azzy for the biggest amount

raider1_105/24/24

1250 tons of gold to 1250$

azrealis_iii05/24/24

- The first (and largest) bank robbery in Astralis

fazelight05/24/24

Thanks for telling us who it was

slovenetobaccowizard05/25/24

• World’s first rocket powered Mach 0.9 recon drone

call_me_berto05/25/24

- First music festival in Astralis

(edited)

kinhou05/25/24

* Created the United Nations of Astralis and Luna

foxbowl_22105/25/24

- First mass-implementation of semiautomatic paddle shifting on regular cars

tanegashima05/25/24

- E N D U R O

foxbowl_221

- First mass-implementation of semiautomatic paddle shifting on regular cars...

tanegashima05/25/24

But I created the semi auto transmission forgot to put that here

(edited)

tanegashima05/25/24

Actually dude @foxbowl_221 paddle shifters are a 80s thing

izumo4405/25/24

@azrealis_iii

Have the worst luck in any form of RNG-based mini-game 🙂

azrealis_iii05/25/24

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040430709669630123/1243341756725198868/Gif_Test_V2.gif

pico004905/26/24

- First digital watch

aeblank.05/26/24

- largest high speed rail and highway network in the world, recovered an entire glassed continent

(edited)

azrealis_iii05/26/24

- Wet Wipes
- Catalytic Converter
- DayQuil medicine
- Modern Contact Grenades
- Stretch Armstrong
- The Taser
- The Flashbang

(edited)

azrealis_iii05/26/24

- Riot and Ballistic Shields

call_me_berto05/26/24

- the only nation in Astralis with healthy teeth

pico004905/26/24

- second nation to get a permanent base on the moon

tanegashima05/26/24

Third actually

foxbowl_22105/26/24

- @pico0049 FIRST LORMRADAMEE ON THE MOON A GLORIOUS DAY FOR OUR NATIONS

aeblank.05/26/24

- rechargable li ion batteries

tanegashima

Third actually...

pico004905/26/24

your was a module

tanegashima05/26/24

- solid state batteries

pico0049

your was a module...

tanegashima05/26/24

It’s still technically an independent base

tanegashima05/26/24

They aren’t actually connected connected

pico004905/26/24

then thirdd I guess

tanegashima05/26/24

It’s a separate part

kinhou05/26/24

* First instance of Outer Space trade. with Othya @pico0049

kinhou05/26/24

* Beginning of the Lunar Economy. with Othya @pico0049

kinhou05/26/24

raider1_105/26/24

- First to make uses of Canards

6shindeiru05/26/24

- First Police Tactical Unit (probably)

foxbowl_22105/26/24

- made very early DOS

_._.gay._._05/26/24

- DIGITAL CAMERAS!

fazelight05/26/24

• space balloon

6shindeiru

- First Police Tactical Unit (probably)...

slovenetobaccowizard05/26/24

(Nuh uh)

slovenetobaccowizard

(Nuh uh)...

6shindeiru05/26/24

(you touch watermelons)

ductwind58905/26/24

- Another Useless Mesian Achievement: Starting an underwater exploration
https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1244361056357191771

call_me_berto05/26/24

- invented cyber security

foxbowl_22105/26/24

- Mutant moses.

raider1_1

- First to make uses of Canards...

hell090205/26/24

Second(possibly). AX-102 has them (tho i dont believe ive sent the picture but the AX-101 has them too)

(edited)

6shindeiru

(you touch watermelons)...

slovenetobaccowizard05/26/24

(And your mom)

foxbowl_22105/27/24

- @pico0049 first video game "console" EXTREMELY BEEFED UP MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY, the video game timeline has been changed forever.

(edited)

call_me_berto05/27/24

- super early TCP/IP protocols

hell0902

Second(possibly). AX-102 has them (tho i dont believe ive sent the picture but the AX-101 has them too)...

raider1_105/27/24

- Ac134s passenger aircraft 1960s
[sold too much]
- Ac-141 A test prototype 1970s
[Used by ace pilots all over the world then made into Chimera]
- F-45 B Chimera II 1974
[Imperium version of world most Sofisticated and advanced fighter]

(edited)

_._.gay._._05/27/24

- CELL PHONES

slovenetobaccowizard05/27/24

• Literally adult swim

raider1_105/27/24

- First one to Achieve Stealth aircraft

raider1_105/27/24

call_me_berto05/27/24

- made the DNS and the first modern computer telecoms protocols

raider1_1

- First one to Achieve Stealth aircraft...

aeblank.05/27/24

Started research 2 years earlier ._.

aeblank.

Started research 2 years earlier ._....

raider1_105/27/24

I did even before that

(edited)

aeblank.

Started research 2 years earlier ._....

raider1_105/27/24

1971

tanegashima05/28/24

- Caused a country to go back in time

kinhou05/28/24

* Decapitated government with… special weaponry

tanegashima05/28/24

Actually I bombed them first

tanegashima

Actually I bombed them first...

kinhou05/28/24

Proof: https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1244895226510708769

kinhou05/28/24

@tanegashima

tanegashima05/28/24

Oh yea nvm

raider1_105/28/24

https://tenor.com/view/choose-choice-woke-up-chose-gif-24134590

raider1_105/28/24

- Imperium

raider1_105/28/24

31 Tungsten Rods fired

raider1_105/28/24

431 Cruise missiles fired

raider1_105/28/24

SEADed the nation

(edited)

raider1_105/28/24

Bombed them with Molot chemical Melting weapons

(edited)

raider1_105/28/24

Vtnk-3 chemical weapon

(edited)

raider1_105/28/24

Thermobarics

raider1_105/28/24

Napalm

raider1_105/28/24

# - Chimera II loses
## 63:0

(edited)

raider1_105/28/24

@tanegashima

tanegashima05/28/24

slovenetobaccowizard05/28/24

# • INSPECTOR GADGET

https://youtu.be/T3ABB-xymBc?si=yIRPDbzGLb8D7hrF

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#inspectorgadget #inpectorgadget...

b055man05/28/24

"Go Go bullet proof SKULL!"

warhistory05/28/24

- Made dumb claw armed super war cogs (the ship type, not the mechanical part, tho there are probably cogs on the cog)

(edited)

tanegashima05/28/24

- Return of Godzilla

(edited)

call_me_berto05/28/24

- taxi driver

fazelight05/28/24

• Gundam

tanegashima

- Return of Godzilla...

hell090205/28/24

I thought that was done by jovia

foxbowl_22105/28/24

- Bollywood

hell0902

I thought that was done by jovia...

fazelight05/28/24

IT WAS HA

fazelight05/28/24

Looked it up in news chat

hell0902

I thought that was done by jovia...

tanegashima05/29/24

Oh yeah

tanegashima05/29/24

One sec

aeblank.05/29/24

- Dotramese industrial powerhouse, also biggest rail company

_._.gay._._05/29/24

- I OWN THE PHONES MUAHAHAHAHA

- TTR lifeline moment

(edited)

_._.gay._._

- I OWN THE PHONES MUAHAHAHAHA - TTR lifeline moment...

azrealis_iii05/29/24

well actually rimskaya does

azrealis_iii05/29/24

and you

buttermenti05/29/24

. best chemicals ever!!!

tanegashima05/29/24

(They put chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay)

tanegashima

Oh yeah...

hell090205/29/24

no you get the 1999 American godzilla

tanegashima05/29/24

Fuck off I made return of Godzilla

fazelight05/29/24

Nah

fazelight05/29/24

Merican rip off

tanegashima05/29/24

Nahhhhhh

tanegashima05/29/24

He would have had to gone through Alteias anyway

tanegashima05/29/24

(I love being basically a monopoly)

tanegashima05/29/24

- nuclear pulse propulsion

tanegashima

Nahhhhhh...

hell090205/29/24

shitty 1999 American godzilla(you can set yuo for legendary Godzilla with this)

tanegashima

- nuclear pulse propulsion...

kinhou05/29/24

With me!!!

foxbowl_22105/29/24

- Unintentionally made indian spaceballs

foxbowl_22105/29/24

- Nagarjuna Cement.

call_me_berto05/29/24

- star wars

foxbowl_22105/29/24

- accidentally created spaceballs when advertising against Pear

aeblank.05/29/24

- reunified the Columbias

merrouge205/29/24

* created Parliament

kinhou05/29/24

* https://discord.com/channels/1186040107732570153/1186042007827783750/1228364963031158896

* First man in space with Othya @pico0049 (Forgot to claim the achievement)

raider1_105/29/24

- feeling what it's like at top of the aviation world...... Alone and without Enthusiasm or adrenaline of A good competition

raider1_105/29/24

As WH40k orks say
"A good fight is good Moment and a good fighter is a respected enemy"

(edited)

raider1_1

As WH40k orks say "A good fight is good Moment and a good fighter is a respected enemy"...

warhistory05/29/24

How are the orks so bloody respectful?

raider1_1

- feeling what it's like at top of the aviation world...... Alone and without Enthusiasm or adrenaline of A good competition...

kinhou05/29/24

I can’t compete with you like LRA because I want to draw everything from scratch too but I lack the skill and speed so I can’t compete

kinhou05/29/24

pico004905/29/24

the only way to gain skill is to practice

pico004905/29/24

as well as speed

call_me_berto05/29/24

- first person to study the human stem cell

call_me_berto05/29/24

(don't ask the means)

_._.gay._._05/29/24

- Worst roll in Astralis (-38)

pico0049

the only way to gain skill is to practice...

kinhou05/30/24

I have been practicing a lot recently even collaborating with Raider and learning from him

kinhou05/30/24

But art takes time so for now I am not trying to compete or anything

azrealis_iii05/30/24

- Fastest man made projectile

sunnypopov258405/30/24

- fucking burning by nuclear

kinhou05/30/24

* First fully reusable launch system

kinhou05/30/24

* First orbiter spaceship w/ @raider1_1

raider1_105/30/24

https://tenor.com/view/gogeta-gif-18645481

xzgamer55005/30/24

- Up quark
- Down quark
- Fastest Object: Electron at 99.99% the speed of light (Different category from Jet’s and rockets and other stuff like that. So those records are still valid.)

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard05/30/24

• Experienced numerous alliances and allies crumble and disintegrate over a span of only 20 years

tanegashima05/30/24

- Somehow no change of power

tanegashima05/30/24

(yet ig)

(edited)

minutemen204005/30/24

- First nation to apologize for war crimes.

fazelight05/30/24

• alot of completed projects

raider1_105/31/24

- First Gun launched Satellite projector

(edited)

raider1_105/31/24

- Inventer of 4th gen aircraft

raider1_1

- Inventer of 4th gen aircraft...

fazelight05/31/24

f-18, f-15 and f-16 all already in service

tanegashima05/31/24

- Got his umbrella stolen

(edited)

fazelight

f-18, f-15 and f-16 all already in service...

raider1_105/31/24

1965 Chimera

(edited)

raider1_105/31/24

fazelight05/31/24

raider1_105/31/24

Should I even think of something to replace the Chimera?

raider1_105/31/24

Or continue upgrading it

(edited)

fazelight05/31/24

Not for the next 20-30 years

jackgurchove05/31/24

* 8th Strongest nation circa 1978

raider1_1

- First Gun launched Satellite projector...

kinhou05/31/24

Voided because nigga did no development

kinhou

Voided because nigga did no development...

raider1_105/31/24

Did

raider1_105/31/24

Nigga

raider1_105/31/24

Started with Andromeda

raider1_105/31/24

And haven't tested the thing

(edited)

raider1_1

Started with Andromeda...

kinhou05/31/24

But what do you mean space gun

kinhou

But what do you mean space gun...

raider1_105/31/24

Basically a big tube

raider1_105/31/24

That is setup and needs to be tested

raider1_105/31/24

Now happy ?

kinhou05/31/24

* First actual space military operation in history.

kinhou05/31/24

* First to attempt to board a space station…

(edited)

azrealis_iii06/01/24

- First to commit space piracy.

kinhou06/01/24

* First space battle engagement ship to ship.

raider1_106/01/24

- Space gun manufacturer

foxbowl_22106/01/24

- first portable computer (i think?)

_._.gay._._06/01/24

- Phone Booths

fazelight06/01/24

• a new command station

_._.gay._._06/01/24

- Committed Neo Colonialism (buying resources from poor third world countries and takin advantage of the low prices)

raider1_106/02/24

- Achieved GF

buttermenti06/02/24

. Number 1 chemical manufacturer in the world.

penguin335506/02/24

* Space Mining (Overdue)
* Astronaut Ice Cream

penguin3355

* Space Mining (Overdue) * Astronaut Ice Cream...

minutemen204006/03/24

the ice cream looks like pasted crackers

minutemen2040

the ice cream looks like pasted crackers...

penguin335506/03/24

too bad, people still buy it

penguin335506/03/24

i know this for a fact

penguin335506/03/24

even though astronauts no longer bring it up there

kinhou06/03/24

* First to put Orion Drive spaceships on active service.

fazelight06/03/24

Bruh you are op

fazelight06/03/24

It’s kinda exciting tho

fazelight

It’s kinda exciting tho...

kinhou06/03/24

Been developing since 1960s

kinhou06/03/24

Almost 20 years of good work

kinhou06/03/24

(I plan very ahead)

fazelight06/03/24

🫡

_._.gay._._06/03/24

- First actual space missions (MY FIRST, NOT GLOBAL FIRST. IM NOT THAT DUMB.)

iliekfish06/03/24

* inventing mutant psychology

(edited)

raider1_106/03/24

- Most tabs opend at one time in chorme

(edited)

raider1_106/03/24

752 tabs

(edited)

raider1_1

752 tabs...

hell090206/03/24

pathetic

hell0902

pathetic...

raider1_106/03/24

On mobile

warhistory06/03/24

Damn

hell090206/03/24

- watching all his irp friends die

kinhou06/03/24

* First unmanned object to flyby another planet…

kinhou06/03/24

* First unmanned object to land in another planet…

(edited)

kinhou06/03/24

* First manned object to flyby another planet.

kinhou06/03/24

* First manned object to land in another planet.

kinhou06/03/24

* First man to step on another planet.

kinhou

* First man to step on another planet....

6shindeiru06/03/24

OK WE GET IT YOURE SPACE TECH IS ADVANCED

6shindeiru

OK WE GET IT YOURE SPACE TECH IS ADVANCED...

kinhou06/03/24

I accumulate achievements over the years then drop them all like that

kinhou06/03/24

Lol

raider1_106/04/24

- "Eye of God" WMD and warcrime

(edited)

tanegashima06/04/24

- most stable country (while it lasted)

(edited)

foxbowl_22106/04/24

- Mutually assured destruction in LEO. (Shut the fuck up Yuri)

(edited)

foxbowl_221

- Mutually assured destruction in LEO. (Shut the fuck up Yuri)...

raider1_106/04/24

Not enough

hell090206/07/24

- diamond

hell090206/07/24

- possibly the largest sea faring ship (with help from IAE)

(edited)

raider1_106/07/24

- loudest man made sound 341dB

foxbowl_22106/09/24

- Worst FAFO in Astralis history @raider1_1 (Yes, Yuri. You literally ended the season AND YOU'RE GETTING ASTRALIS INVADED RETARD)

(edited)

foxbowl_221

- Worst FAFO in Astralis history @raider1_1 (Yes, Yuri. You literally ended the season AND YOU'RE GETTING ASTRALIS INVADED RETARD)...

raider1_106/09/24

Nope

raider1_106/09/24

Still Roku was worse

raider1_1

Still Roku was worse...

kinhou06/09/24

Nowhere near

kinhou

Nowhere near...

raider1_106/09/24

I killed 54 million

kinhou06/09/24

* Demonstrated the concept of ADVANCED WARFARE.

kinhou06/09/24

https://tenor.com/view/essp-galahad-slumber-party-advanced-warfare-cod-gif-25200193

iliekfish06/09/24

and its so bad you got entities outside earth getting involved

foxbowl_221

- Worst FAFO in Astralis history @raider1_1 (Yes, Yuri. You literally ended the season AND YOU'RE GETTING ASTRALIS INVADED RETARD)...

raider1_106/09/24

- Worst Fafo Rokuzawa
Got completely wiped

iliekfish

and its so bad you got entities outside earth getting involved...

raider1_106/09/24

So what Imperium is still alive in essence only demilitstied and 24 nukes droped

(edited)

raider1_1

So what Imperium is still alive in essence only demilitstied and 24 nukes droped...

iliekfish06/09/24

they will wipe the floor with astralis

(edited)

iliekfish

they will wipe the floor with astralis...

raider1_106/09/24

Ok thats earth's L not Imperiums

raider1_1

Ok thats earth's L not Imperiums...

iliekfish06/09/24

where do you think the imperium is

raider1_106/09/24

- Went out with Bang

iliekfish

where do you think the imperium is...

raider1_106/09/24

- yeah dosnet matter at this point

wer_sus06/09/24

• Lived a peaceful life (nearly 40 years)

wer_sus

• Lived a peaceful life (nearly 40 years)...

raider1_106/09/24

- saved you for 40 years

(edited)

foxbowl_22106/09/24

- @raider1_1 biggest coper ever

raider1_106/09/24

Coper?

(edited)

raider1_106/09/24

@foxbowl_221

raider1_106/09/24

What does that means

azrealis_iii06/09/24

- Used quantom teleportation to kill a world leader

foxbowl_221

- @raider1_1 biggest coper ever...

raider1_106/09/24

You mean copper

raider1_106/09/24

No i actually held Maritopia to not attack celestoria

raider1_106/09/24

- still the best fucking Ally
Killed 55 million people at the word of its Ally
@eaea1817

(edited)

azrealis_iii06/09/24

if you're my vassal, you only have to listen to me when I tell you to kill people

raider1_106/09/24

Understood sis

azrealis_iii

if you're my vassal, you only have to listen to me when I tell you to kill people...

raider1_106/09/24

What will be your surname?

kinhou06/09/24

* Defended Astralis against the Lunarians and won, with the help of my Astralian comrades…

kinhou06/09/24

Achievement by all Astralians!!

(edited)

pico004906/09/24

- left a huge impact on astralis as a whole

foxbowl_22106/09/24

- turned south karemi absolutely crazy in the last 20 years, graveyard of the NDP

(edited)

slovenetobaccowizard06/09/24

• Most militaristic batshit crazy country in Astralis

aeblank.06/09/24

- Almost managed to make Dotramese peaceful & prosper

fazelight06/09/24

• united all of Yamataria, creating a global empire with a bunch of islands, milize and rokuzuwa

buttermenti06/09/24

. Sole surviving nation by virtue of betraying humanity

buttermenti

. Sole surviving nation by virtue of betraying humanity...

fazelight06/09/24

Cap

buttermenti

. Sole surviving nation by virtue of betraying humanity...

kinhou06/09/24

Cap

kinhou06/09/24

Got flattened by humanity

jackgurchove06/09/24

* hydrogen bomb

pico004906/09/24

- Prussia of South Karemi for 83 years

kinhou06/09/24

Became a space superpowe able to rival Luna...*

fazelight06/09/24

• will miss Astralis…

_._.gay._._06/09/24

- My nation was fucking liquidized

slovenetobaccowizard06/09/24

• We will all miss this season. Forever, it shall remain in our hearts.

Maybe the real Astralis,
Was the friends we made along the way.

RIP 1900-1983.

(edited)

aeblank.06/09/24

Didn't even get to reach 1984... 😔

slovenetobaccowizard06/10/24

• First long distance flight after a literal glassing of Astralis

tanegashima06/10/24

- maintained the most stable country throughout Astralis’ history 🫡

venetus006/10/24

- Made an actual protocool that for a potential glassing.

(edited)

warhistory06/10/24

- Warship!

raider1_106/10/24

- Gave a Taste of the sun

(edited)

azrealis_iii06/11/24

- I think I had a stroke from #general-chat

azrealis_iii

- I think I had a stroke from #general-chat...

call_me_berto06/12/24

It'd be weird if ot didn't